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gdub411
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3484 |
Topic: looking for my electric bill Posted: November 19 2004 at 16:42 |
I can't find it anywhere and I have to pay the darn thing. Have any of you seen it around? |
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arcer
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 01 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1239 |
Posted: November 19 2004 at 17:10 |
just turn your lights on and .... doh! |
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Joren
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 07 2004 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 6667 |
Posted: November 19 2004 at 17:14 |
It's over here man, next to the radish!
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Reed Lover
Forum Senior Member Joined: July 16 2004 Location: Sao Tome and Pr Status: Offline Points: 5187 |
Posted: November 19 2004 at 17:15 |
Probably on the front end of an electric duck Electric Duck-now there's a Krautrock album if I ever saw one! |
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James Lee
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Posted: November 19 2004 at 22:30 |
I suppose you're gonna blame this on the democrats too...
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 02:25 |
Ha! Great Gaelic wit, it's arser! Well done yerself! Faith and begorrah, sure oim only after splittin' me sides! Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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arcer
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 01 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1239 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 08:03 |
blimey, Mr Rideout's PMS appears to have kicked in
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arcer
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 01 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1239 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 08:35 |
and just looooove the Irish accent,
jibes about accents from a Newfie ..... now that IS funny |
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James Lee
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Posted: November 20 2004 at 08:40 |
Hey, d'ja see the Auld Sod took tops in the EIU report? I hope that doesn't mean if I retire there it'll be overrun with (ewwww) other Americans
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arcer
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 01 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1239 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 10:27 |
pearls before swine i'm afraid
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 11:16 |
Arc-weld, please don't take offense -- I thought that your post was genuinely funny (you know, guys, if Gdub could find his electric bill, and pay it, the lights would work, but he can't find it, as the place is all dark.... oh, forget it!) and it wasn't PMS, but McEwan's Strong that had kicked in (oooh -- me 'ead!) I am from Newfoundland's capital of St. John's, BTW, and don't have much of an accent.... I am a huge fan of Ireland, and all things Irish, from the great music, to films, to books, to beer, to the lovely-looking land itself. Irish wit is second to none. I was only pulling your leg -- I like to tease people, hoping they will do so back, but I won't tease those whom it bugs.... (for long) |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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arcer
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 01 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1239 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 11:52 |
as was the gag about Newfie accents, I've only ever
read the Shipping News (great book) and had to suffer Kevin Spacey in the ridiculous film of same....oh dear! Guess I'm over-sensitive about paddy-bashing, 800 years of oppression and all that Still, do wonder if all the people in Newfoundland divorced their wives would they still have sisters sorry, couldn't resist |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 12:09 |
^ There you go! Now, doesn't that make you feel a whole lot better? Peace, me fellow islander -- I'll never call you a "paddy" again, boghopper. |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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arcer
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 01 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1239 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 13:47 |
that'll do!!
how about .... woolly-back – a term of derision for a person of rural or bucolic origin who quite possibly may be genetically disadvantaged by the possession of fur on the dorsal side of the torso |
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arcer
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 01 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1239 |
Posted: November 20 2004 at 13:48 |
and James - we'll only take the democrats
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gdub411
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3484 |
Posted: November 21 2004 at 13:52 |
take em all, take em all please....they're all yours!!! |
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gdub411
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3484 |
Posted: November 21 2004 at 13:54 |
Good news everybody! Call off the search. I found my electric bill. In my mailbox of all places.....apparently they just didn't mail it yet....oops |
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:32 |
An enema should clear your brain of all felch and smegma. Hope you find the phone bill as well. |
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Reed Lover
Forum Senior Member Joined: July 16 2004 Location: Sao Tome and Pr Status: Offline Points: 5187 |
Posted: November 21 2004 at 15:37 |
Ugh Felching not my cup of tea.... |
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