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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 22 2011 at 13:48
Guests make a mess.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 22 2011 at 09:01
As a pilot episode of a miniseries, I realise that the daily average consumption of fruit and vegetables don't necessity prove that the living are mooching of it? No... Beak oz All™, is run by non-profit organ eyes a shins. And that in turn (intern?) means well-being (wellbeing?) (qzrtojgntr?). Take it... Take it for you're dogs toe at.           
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 22 2011 at 08:44
Why won't you eat fish?
Because whales poop in the sea
But dogs poop on the grass and cows eat the grass..and I know you eat steak
Yeah but cows are way smarter than fish, they don't eat poop
You mean they're only smart enough not to eat their own poop
Possibly
What about dogs and cows that eat fish and then poop?
But dogs and cows don't eat fish
Why?
Because whales poop in the sea

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 22 2011 at 04:38
Your credit's fine Mr Torrance,..........
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 22 2011 at 02:33
Water is water but waiters are riverbeds.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 22 2011 at 02:31
Try and hit the mans nose with the cursor! here!
 
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Doomed Business Ventures #102 -  Lymph Node Kebab
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Unused Bible passages #416: Then Jesus said, "Wow! a hoverboard!"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 22:25
Affection for mire. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 22:13
Please, in the future please leave your panties either covering my whole face or hanging off my big toe.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 19:49
Scary things at great heights. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 19:24

Figs and nipples, all a man needs.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 18:09
Pompous Short Story Title #16 -  The Persistence of Vision
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 17:08
The New World American Alphabet (condensed version): A, B, C, D, E, Q, 7, QQ, P, J, JJ, JJJ, JJJJ, JJJJJ, K^2, Moose, N, &, 7, Foreceps, QQQ, X, Z, Purple, +, ::"::, I, L, UI, ZZ, QQQQ, 7, W, QQQQQ, QQQQQQ, QQQQQQQ, ], V, C, O, W, VV, Y, Y (as a vowel), OO, H, XX, *, 7.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 16:12
I hope your eiderdown is bigger than your belly
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 15:38
I'll wrap my blanket around it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 14:49
Please don't tip the jugglers, as breakages are deducted from their wages
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 13:51
No helmets here, but you can ride for free.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2011 at 13:05
Collate, like Sandra. 
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Fast, cheap, and poopy. 
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