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JJLehto 
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 Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:23 |
Ha! Hey man nothing wrong with keeping it normal but spaced with some lulz I like what ya got, from a humorous standpoint. Obviously your opinion of PT itself makes me want to punt a baby.
 Any Colour You Like wrote:
I want some of what Dustin's taking. Share it round, feed the fire.
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Alitare
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:21 |
Any Colour You Like wrote:
Dusty, you missed Up the Downstair. An album so perfect it makes grown men cry manly tears of pure paroxysms of pleasure.
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"Is it another case of outsourced heart and unsold mind?
Apparently they were too busy huffing synthesia to make a gripping record on
the first attempt. All’s fair – lots of major groups soiled their pants on the
beginning swing and later on recovered in full force. You think a band like Van
Halen were hammering out metal brilliance like Running with the Devil on their
DEBUT? Wait, well yes they were, but I never much cared for Eddie Van, anywhan.
This is Steve Wilson’s waste of time-project projected star pocket protector.
It’s loads of astral psychedelia and alternative hard rock, and this time it
isn’t fifty half-minute sound collages in row. ‘Synthesia’ has some honestly
competent hooks to it. Not many, mind you, but you can see the group is
actually interested in writing songs this
go around." ~Me, on Up the Downstair
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:19 |
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I want some of what Dustin's taking. Share it round, feed the fire.
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Alitare
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:18 |
The only other remotely funny thing I've written into the nearly thirty reviews I've written this week:
"That’d
suck if John Lennon had a thing for Mayhem and Burzum and Black Sabbath. Can
you imagine his musical output if he’d been alive to listen to Serenades?
Mother! You had me, but I raped your eyes and devoured your maggot flesh! I
tried to run, but I couldn’t chance a piss blah blah." ~Me on Anathema's debut album
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:17 |
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And good night
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:17 |
Any Colour You Like wrote:
Dusty, you missed Up the Downstair. An album so perfect it makes grown men cry manly tears of pure paroxysms of pleasure.
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It is pretty awesome. I don't really care for the newer version with Gavin on drums.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:16 |
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Dusty, you missed Up the Downstair. An album so perfect it makes grown men cry manly tears of pure paroxysms of pleasure.
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:14 |
UBUNTU FONT FTW
Meh, Part the Second is almost over and I said to myself I'd go to bed after it.
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:14 |
Alitare wrote:
JJLehto wrote:
Polo wrote:
I won't enter this PT discussion because I'm not exactly sober and Alitare might become my arch rival. |
aw
Speaking of madness, Dusty they didn't tell you to tone the reviews down did they? You're not even a reviewer now so they shouldn't really care  I'd like to see you review PT (minus In Absentia) in ye classic style
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I've sadly hit a funk. It's harder for me to be funny because I have a psychotic OCD fear of repeating myself or resorting to lame dick jokes or some nonsense. I've already written preliminary reviews for the first five PT albums and this is the funniest stuff I've come up with off the top of my head without trying hard at all:
"Artistically
this is a soggy mashed potato, but stylistically it belongs more in those NASA
documentaries than it does inside my cd player. And for good reason, as I don’t
own a cd player." ~Me, on On the Sunday of Life
"We in
the eighth vector of panoramic psychogenesis prefer you be brutally massacred
with the least of pain and resistance, so we’ve devised The Sky Moves Sideways,
an aural journey to help accompany you through your rapid, and hopefully
unperturbed demise. It features chilly psychedelic beat waves for several minutes,
before becoming aggravated techno – all part of the emotional rollercoaster you’re
about to enter. Then comes the ‘music’, which will transmit messages into your
psyche for acceptance. Please ignore the masturbating man behind the curtain." ~ Me, on Sky Moves Sideways
"Hoo,
Steve Wilson sure did worship those classic 1970’s Komitzsche music
aficionados, didn’t he? He loved all things faded and at this point, he’s still
working on the ‘if there’s a concept…I’ll find a f**kin’ sound effect for it’
aspect. It’s something that has afflicted He and Roger Waters since their
infancy. " ~ Me, on Signify |
ha! I like it!
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:13 |
Any Colour You Like wrote:
Well that makes two I suppose.
Can somebody please restrain me from saying stupid sh*t from now on?
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no because that's why we love you <3 I also recommend drinking more
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Alitare
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:13 |
JJLehto wrote:
Polo wrote:
I won't enter this PT discussion because I'm not exactly sober and Alitare might become my arch rival. |
aw
Speaking of madness, Dusty they didn't tell you to tone the reviews down did they? You're not even a reviewer now so they shouldn't really care I'd like to see you review PT (minus In Absentia) in ye classic style
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I've sadly hit a funk. It's harder for me to be funny because I have a psychotic OCD fear of repeating myself or resorting to lame dick jokes or some nonsense. I've already written preliminary reviews for the first five PT albums and this is the funniest stuff I've come up with off the top of my head without trying hard at all:
"Artistically
this is a soggy mashed potato, but stylistically it belongs more in those NASA
documentaries than it does inside my cd player. And for good reason, as I don’t
own a cd player." ~Me, on On the Sunday of Life
"We in
the eighth vector of panoramic psychogenesis prefer you be brutally massacred
with the least of pain and resistance, so we’ve devised The Sky Moves Sideways,
an aural journey to help accompany you through your rapid, and hopefully
unperturbed demise. It features chilly psychedelic beat waves for several minutes,
before becoming aggravated techno – all part of the emotional rollercoaster you’re
about to enter. Then comes the ‘music’, which will transmit messages into your
psyche for acceptance. Please ignore the masturbating man behind the curtain." ~ Me, on Sky Moves Sideways
"Hoo,
Steve Wilson sure did worship those classic 1970’s Komitzsche music
aficionados, didn’t he? He loved all things faded and at this point, he’s still
working on the ‘if there’s a concept…I’ll find a f**kin’ sound effect for it’
aspect. It’s something that has afflicted He and Roger Waters since their
infancy. " ~ Me, on Signify
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:12 |
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Well that makes two I suppose.
Can somebody please restrain me from saying stupid sh*t from now on?
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:10 |
Any Colour You Like wrote:
I'm not holding any great hope for the new DT. I mean, did anyone other than Rob like BC&SL?
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lolno edit: o Scott did apparently
Edited by JJLehto - June 11 2011 at 01:10
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rushfan4
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:07 |
Any Colour You Like wrote:
I'm not holding any great hope for the new DT. I mean, did anyone other than Rob like BC&SL?
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I did.
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rushfan4
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:06 |
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Because somebody incorrectly added it and an admin hasn't come around to delete it yet.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:06 |
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I'm not holding any great hope for the new DT. I mean, did anyone other than Rob like BC&SL?
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:05 |
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Why is it on the PA album entry then?
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rushfan4
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:05 |
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This cover was discussed in another thread. It isn't the official cover. It was something that was created by somebody in photoshop.
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:03 |
Oh god, this new DT cover is ridiculous.
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: June 11 2011 at 01:01 |
Polo wrote:
I won't enter this PT discussion because I'm not exactly sober and Alitare might become my arch rival. |
aw Speaking of madness, Dusty they didn't tell you to tone the reviews down did they? You're not even a reviewer now so they shouldn't really care I'd like to see you review PT (minus In Absentia) in ye classic style
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