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Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

Expect a PM shortly
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Originally posted by Manunkind Manunkind wrote:

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

Expect a PM shortly



im waiting
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Now I don't know who wrote what!!
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Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

Originally posted by Manunkind Manunkind wrote:

Originally posted by frenchie frenchie wrote:

Expect a PM shortly



im waiting

 poor confused Frenchie
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I was a little drunk, and this superb creature was coming on to me (well I believe I was no stranger in this fact and I was no unwilling victim!!!) and I was about to go home when I slightly tripped against "her" but did not make her fall, (normally a woman would have fallen), so I became suspicious and after a few minutes more of hesitations , I decided to go for broke and felt what "she" had between her legs> I had done well, to do so!!!!!

You guessed it , a transvestite!!!!!

Even when drunk , my instincts are not too bad!!

Embarasing enough for me to make a good laugh of it on the net, now, but back then I could have punched "her"too (on top of giving a good squeeze).

Memmmmoooorrrriiies! ~

 

Whisper.......

Now that Frenchie is off to a festival , we can start telling our stuff, guys !!!!

BTW , how does one kiss someone accidently!



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The first (only) time I've had sex my girlfriend started crying during it. That was pretty embarrassing (and bad for my confidence)... 
It's only knock and knowall, but I like it...
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Originally posted by Andhi Andhi wrote:

The first (only) time I've had sex my girlfriend started crying during it. That was pretty embarrassing (and bad for my confidence)... 
Try rolling her over?
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Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by Andhi Andhi wrote:

The first (only) time I've had sex my girlfriend started crying during it. That was pretty embarrassing (and bad for my confidence)... 
Try rolling her over?

Or make her take her tights off first!
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Originally posted by Andhi Andhi wrote:

The first (only) time I've had sex my girlfriend started crying during it. That was pretty embarrassing (and bad for my confidence)... 


aww. i feel sorry for you man. oh well, she wasn't ready, and sometime she will, so just make sure she's comfortable with you!
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Originally posted by Sweetnighter Sweetnighter wrote:

aww. i feel sorry for you man. oh well, she wasn't ready, and sometime she will, so just make sure she's comfortable with you!


That was three years ago. I'm over it now (apart from the whole not-having-been-laid-in-three-years-thing. That's a bummer). And we broke up pretty soon afterwards.
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How about watching an embarrassing sexual encounter?

 

My dog Hazel is in heat and we set her up with a mate. He's a bit too short and can't quit hit the mark. He's just holding on and humping air. Poor guy, that gotta be so frustrating.

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Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

How about watching an embarrassing sexual encounter?

 

My dog Hazel is in heat and we set her up with a mate. He's a bit too short and can't quit hit the mark. He's just holding on and humping air. Poor guy, that gotta be so frustrating.

When I used to only have one cat, I kept it an indoor cat. When she was in heat, she drove me mad because there were no other cats around- and she wouldn't shut up.

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i got three dogs, and all are gays, they got sexual encounters all nights.

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Most of my sexual encounters have been embarrassing in one way or another...  a 19-year-old bloke still lived with his parents and invited me over to his place...  I snuck in through the window (on the 3rd story!)...  after about 45 minutes, his mum busted in to bring him some Coke and rum for his "headache" (he told them he was sick and wouldn't be back down until the next morning), only to find him in bed with a guy...  me!  

Or the time I lost my virginity (t'was to a girl)...  we borrowed her best friend's laundry nook...  looked through the window as I was 'bout to finish, and spotted her friend and a neighbor watching, smoking cigarettes! 
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Points: 21342 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 09 2005 at 20:31

I'm still lost...
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