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irrelevant 
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 Posted: April 07 2011 at 09:47 |
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Hard pressed to find the button.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 07 2011 at 13:22 |
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i once knew a woman who could open a can of olivs with her labia minora.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 07 2011 at 17:30 |
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Awkward Moments in Historic Reenactments #7- During a simulation of the Battle of Chancellorsville, the ground was so covered in dog crap many participants later remarked they would rather have fought the actual battle.
Edited by Atavachron - April 07 2011 at 17:46
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 07 2011 at 17:36 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 02:40 |
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Poor clump.
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 02:45 |
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The Night of the Mildly Effective Statute
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irrelevant
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 02:49 |
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Ventriloquist, figuratively speaking.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 02:53 |
When everyone loses, nobody loses.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 03:03 |
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As a diluted attitude squints at mediocrity, the walls all have angry.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 03:20 |
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Time once again steamrolls over the orchids.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 03:42 |
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Rashers of stickers.
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irrelevant
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 13:14 |
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Who ever says "sitch"?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 14:58 |
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Wandering spirits eat each others feet.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 18:49 |
 Atavachron wrote:
Awkward Moments in Historic Reenactments #7- During a simulation of the Battle of Chancellorsville, the ground was so covered in dog crap many participants later remarked they would rather have fought the actual battle.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 18:58 |
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I'm the total decline of western civilization.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 19:58 |
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Trying to reason with a bigot is like offering a towel to a fish
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 08 2011 at 22:09 |
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More than one moon has crashed into my house this year, and its starting to irk me.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: April 09 2011 at 00:27 |
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Pittenweem, Fife
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 09 2011 at 00:56 |
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I laughed until I began to defecate toenails.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Points: 65459
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Posted: April 09 2011 at 01:50 |
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If I don't recommend that.
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