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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: March 29 2011 at 01:58 |
And grandma....what a big penis you have!
All the better to penetrate you with my dear.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: March 29 2011 at 02:32 |
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South for tea.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: March 29 2011 at 02:57 |
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After trying every sporting goods store in town, they couldn't find one moral compass.
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irrelevant
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Posted: March 29 2011 at 07:50 |
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Fridge mittens force attendees somethin' fierce.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: March 29 2011 at 14:45 |
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Bogota flight jackets....7 for $382!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: March 29 2011 at 15:24 |
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News Just In:
Al Gore Gored by an Ogre in LA
(Blimey, what are the chances of that happening? Here's Tom With the Weather)
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: March 29 2011 at 15:30 |
How many sails does a ship usually have?
I don't know...maybe 7...10 maybe.
How many does yours have?
694.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Points: 67428
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Posted: March 29 2011 at 17:16 |
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Everyone has their own onion on great legs.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: March 29 2011 at 17:34 |
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Sadly, this message is brought to you by all the flies you've pulled the wings off of when you were a child. Or middleaged. Or old. Or dead. Or festering with maggots. Or covered in carrots. Or washing an old woman with the tongues of peacocks.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:00 |
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Near a museum.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:10 |
Let's play master and servant! 
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:15 |
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Wake up and bake a sinister.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:19 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
Sadly, this message is brought to you by all the flies you've pulled the wings off of when you were a child. Or middleaged. Or old. Or dead. Or festering with maggots. Or covered in carrots. Or washing an old woman with the tongues of peacocks. |
For a thread where the bizarre is usually the norm, that is one of the strangest sentences I've ever seen 
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:22 |
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Mumblejacket T. Boyers, Capt. NPIC
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Atavachron
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Points: 65457
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:24 |
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:31 |
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She blew kisses at monsters yet prayed they never called her bluff
Edited by ExittheLemming - March 30 2011 at 06:37
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:32 |
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Flying in the face of moo.
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irrelevant
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Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 05:59 |
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The operatoin was successful.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Points: 67428
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 06:20 |
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European and American women are too arrogant for you? Are you looking for a sweet lady that will be caring and understanding?
Then you came to the right place- here you can find a Russian lady that will love you with all her heart.
[link removed by me]
Please excuse us if you are not interested.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: March 30 2011 at 06:54 |
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Emmental's Paradox:
If you filled all the holes in Swiss cheese in the entire world with Swiss Cheese, would there be any Swiss cheese left?
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