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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: March 25 2011 at 10:35 |
Some days dogs are smart enough to go to a restaurant by themselves, not being content with a doggy bag anymore.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: March 25 2011 at 11:37 |
Make whey for biscuit.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: March 25 2011 at 14:30 |
I make whiskey in my anal passage.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: March 25 2011 at 19:19 |
^ Still....You Turn Me On
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: March 25 2011 at 21:03 |
"I know what people like you get up to and I think it's disgusting." -- Basil Fawlty
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: March 25 2011 at 23:38 |
You and what war elephant?!?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 02:02 |
Yes, hi.. i'm sorry? No it's, that's right, it won't be hard till Friday. If you like I could.. what? No, I see, yes, no, yes, no. Yes. Fine. And the monkey?
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 02:09 |
Firecracker soup can be seen as our "special of the day" on the menu. If you can't see it, our manager will personally take over and throw in the towel.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 02:17 |
Not only was there no there there, there was no there there, there.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 02:19 |
Atavachron wrote:
Not only was there no there there, there was no there there, there.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 02:22 |
Steganography: 19 Ticks: 4
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 03:43 |
Home Improvement marathon today - gotta love Tim the Tool Man!
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 03:45 |
In a rub-a-dub style.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 03:46 |
Smile when your being held in a chinese prison.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 03:47 |
Pushrod - The latest verbal insult.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 04:04 |
Do You Dream in colour
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 04:10 |
And the refrain: "light entertainment" was very sneaky, but all too subtle.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 06:24 |
Vindaloo candy - cavity teeth insulation
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 07:20 |
Shpoople!
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: March 26 2011 at 08:07 |
Look at that Jean, the ideas they come up with these days for dildos..this one lights up, wouldn't it be neat if they made one that could talk? No John, that's why we buy them
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