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Henry Plainview wrote:   topographicbroadways wrote:  Holy f**k . That is just...i don't even Also, it is worth noting, since I did not know until recently, but Rebecca did not actually write or do anything with that song other than show up to record the "vocals". I suspect that Cracked interview is fake!

I don't trust anything from Cracked that doesn't have multiple sources.

NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: Hello folks. Hiiiiiiii, Anthony, long time no see ;) DO YOU THINK THAT A WINKING EMOTICON CAN DISTRACT ME FROM THOSE AWFUL "PLEASURE HIM" THINGS I FOUND IN YOUR DRAWER? OH NOT THIS SH*T AGAIN.  I TOLD YOU THAT I BOUGHT THOSE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, I HAD TO HIDE THEM FOR A WHILE THOUGH BECAUSE I GOT THEM SUPER EARLY ON SALE. ON SALE? YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO SPEND ON ME THEN I GUESS LOOK, FUNDS ARE KIND OF TIGHT THIS YEAR.  HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ALL THE NEW MUSIC RELEASES LINED UP THIS YEAR? I'M ALSO COMPLETELY IGNORING THE TIME YOU DROPPED $2000 ON A NEW BOUDOIR WITHOUT TELLING ME. WELL YOU ALWAYS SAID I WAS A QUEEN, SO I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T MIND I DON'T MIND, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE SO I COULD HAVE AT LEAST CASHED MY CHECK EARLIER SO WE DIDN'T OVERDRAW. BUT DID YOU REALLY NEED TO SPEND THE EXTRA THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO GET THE ONE WITH THE MIRROR THAT WA 6" BIGGER? THIS IS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO INSISTS ON BUYING ORGANIC CHEESE. AS IF KRAFT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOUR MAJESTY I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, THAT SH*T THAT COMES FROM CALIFORNIA IS PURE, UTTER GARBAGE FOR YOUR BODY.  IT HAS TO BE ALL-ORGANIC WISCONSIN CHEESE OR IT JUST WON'T DO. YEAH, THAT'S BAD FOR YOU, BUT THAT DOUBLE-FUDGE SWIRL ICE CREAM YOU GET IS TOTALLY FINE. GIVE ME A BREAK HEY, THAT'S COMFORT FOOD, OKAY?  WHEN I'VE HAD A LONG AND STRESSFUL DAY AT WORK I NEED TO UNWIND A BIT.  I DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLOWER KINGS NOW DO I? OH THEN I GUESS EVERY f**kING DAY IS A STRESSFUL DAY THEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH DRAMA I DEAL WITH EVERY DAY AT THE SPA.  IT'S HORRIFIC. REALLY? MORE OF THIS BULLsh*t? YEAH, PUTTING CUCUMBERS ON PEOPLES' FACES MUST BE REALLY HARD SOME OF THE PEOPLE THERE WHINE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MOST INSIGNIFICANT THINGS.  AND YOU KNOW ME, MS. PERFECT, I JUST HAVE TO BE THE CONFIDENT.  AND JUDY KEEPS BITCHING ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND... UGH, I NEED SOME ICE CREAM

JUDY IS A SAINT

topographicbroadways wrote: Henry Plainview wrote: Friday defies description, just watch it, I promise you won't regret it. If you really can't handle it, skip to the bridge for the best lyrics of all time. 35 million views. God bless you, internet. Holy f**k . That is just...i don't even

  Stop with the god damn capslock quote pyramids you fu*king cu*ts!

Oh dear, I hadn't looked at Ark's Youtube page before, I've fallen down the rabbit hole. 




Edited by Henry Plainview - March 22 2011 at 19:10

andyman1125 wrote: topographicbroadways wrote: Henry Plainview wrote: Friday defies description, just watch it, I promise you won't regret it. If you really can't handle it, skip to the bridge for the best lyrics of all time. 35 million views. God bless you, internet. Holy f**k . That is just...i don't even please tell me that was a joke, because I was profusely crying because I was was laughing so hard

You guys made me curious, after this Eno album (Ambient 1) ends I'm gunna listen to that.

  Yes Alex, you can't call yourself a music fan on the internet without enduring Friday all the way through at least once. And she's making a ton of money on iTunes, it's been in the top singles list since the internet noticed the video. Rolling Stone even reviewed it: they said the chorus vocals had "an alluring sort of anti-charisma"

More importantly, though I am f**king dying that TV Guide thinks the Bob Dylan parody is real. 

STOP THE QUOTE PYRAMID YOU RETARDED MONKEYS

Edited by Henry Plainview - March 22 2011 at 19:17

Henry Plainview wrote:   Yes Alex, you can't call yourself a music fan on the internet without enduring Friday all the way through at least once. And she's making a ton of money on iTunes, it's been in the top singles list since the internet noticed the video. Rolling Stone even reviewed it: they said the chorus vocals had "an alluring sort of anti-charisma" More importantly, though I am f**king dying that TV Guide thinks the Bob Dylan parody is real.  STOP THE QUOTE PYRAMID YOU RETARDED MONKEYS

Henry Plainview wrote:  STOP THE QUOTE PYRAMID YOU RETARDED MONKEYS

This.

NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Anthony H. wrote: Hello folks. Hiiiiiiii, Anthony, long time no see ;) DO YOU THINK THAT A WINKING EMOTICON CAN DISTRACT ME FROM THOSE AWFUL "PLEASURE HIM" THINGS I FOUND IN YOUR DRAWER? OH NOT THIS SH*T AGAIN.  I TOLD YOU THAT I BOUGHT THOSE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, I HAD TO HIDE THEM FOR A WHILE THOUGH BECAUSE I GOT THEM SUPER EARLY ON SALE. ON SALE? YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO SPEND ON ME THEN I GUESS LOOK, FUNDS ARE KIND OF TIGHT THIS YEAR.  HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ALL THE NEW MUSIC RELEASES LINED UP THIS YEAR? I'M ALSO COMPLETELY IGNORING THE TIME YOU DROPPED $2000 ON A NEW BOUDOIR WITHOUT TELLING ME. WELL YOU ALWAYS SAID I WAS A QUEEN, SO I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T MIND I DON'T MIND, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE SO I COULD HAVE AT LEAST CASHED MY CHECK EARLIER SO WE DIDN'T OVERDRAW. BUT DID YOU REALLY NEED TO SPEND THE EXTRA THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO GET THE ONE WITH THE MIRROR THAT WA 6" BIGGER? THIS IS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO INSISTS ON BUYING ORGANIC CHEESE. AS IF KRAFT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOUR MAJESTY I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, THAT SH*T THAT COMES FROM CALIFORNIA IS PURE, UTTER GARBAGE FOR YOUR BODY.  IT HAS TO BE ALL-ORGANIC WISCONSIN CHEESE OR IT JUST WON'T DO. YEAH, THAT'S BAD FOR YOU, BUT THAT DOUBLE-FUDGE SWIRL ICE CREAM YOU GET IS TOTALLY FINE. GIVE ME A BREAK HEY, THAT'S COMFORT FOOD, OKAY?  WHEN I'VE HAD A LONG AND STRESSFUL DAY AT WORK I NEED TO UNWIND A BIT.  I DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLOWER KINGS NOW DO I? OH THEN I GUESS EVERY f**kING DAY IS A STRESSFUL DAY THEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH DRAMA I DEAL WITH EVERY DAY AT THE SPA.  IT'S HORRIFIC. REALLY? MORE OF THIS BULLsh*t? YEAH, PUTTING CUCUMBERS ON PEOPLES' FACES MUST BE REALLY HARD SOME OF THE PEOPLE THERE WHINE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MOST INSIGNIFICANT THINGS.  AND YOU KNOW ME, MS. PERFECT, I JUST HAVE TO BE THE CONFIDENT.  AND JUDY KEEPS BITCHING ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND... UGH, I NEED SOME ICE CREAM JUDY IS A SAINT THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT JUDY IS THAT SHE MAKES SOME CREME BRULEE THAT IS JUST TO DIE FOR, OTHERWISE SHE IS AN ANNOYING GOSSIP. YEAH, I GUESS THAT TIME WHEN SHE WATCHED OUR POODLES DURING OUR TRIP TO CANCUN DOESN'T COUNT SHE ALSO CHARGED ME 40 DOLLARS A DAY TO WALK THEM AROUND THE BLOCK.

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A KID AND THAT b*****d DARYELL WON'T PAY HER

rushfan4 wrote: Henry Plainview wrote:  STOP THE QUOTE PYRAMID YOU RETARDED MONKEYS This.