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rushfan4 
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 Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:47 |
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I am thinking that this Bad Translator may be one of the earlier versions of IBM's Watson.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:49 |
Original text: "There's
an acid and turbid anguish - powerful as a knife - whose quartering is
heavy as earth; an anguish of lightning, punctuated by abysms, serried
and pressed like bedbugs, like a kind of brittle vermin whose every
movement is congealed;" ...56 translations later we get: "Carl strength - water and mud, fear and guilt bikutoryabaraku. And very different from the Compressor to freeze -."
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:50 |
Original text: "Fine, last one. Because Scott says so. " ...56 translations later we get: "Scott said that, although in recent years."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Location: Malaria
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:51 |
 JJLehto wrote:
Original text: "What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the bus. " ...56 translations later we get: "The kingdom of God? I understand the city." |
Brian, I love Relish by Joan Osbourne. I'm serious too. If there's one Pop Album I love, it's that one.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:52 |
A Person wrote:
"Sunlight coming through the haze
No gaps in the blinds
To let it inside
The bed is unmade,
Some music still plays
TV, yeah it's always on
The flicker on the screen
A movie actress screams
I'm basking the sh*t flowing out of it
I'm stoned in the mal" ...56 translations later we get: "Rain, fog, and a bed of black film and television between me and Screaming in hell, the difference is the difference between"
That is far better than anything he wrote.
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See, Wilson, learn from Bad Translator!
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:53 |
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Anyhow, I have returned from the shop. The said cute chick was in there. I still don't know her name but she's working tomorrow. I also saw a woman with a beard.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Location: Malaria
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:58 |
This is the best yet: "Brian knows how to fap." ...56 translations later we get: "Bryan, you can rely on."
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Luna
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Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:59 |
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OMG, you guys are still using it?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:01 |
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I'm personally about to start drinking some cider, 'cause I'm in the mood for it.
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The Neck Romancer
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Joined: June 01 2010
Location: Brazil
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Points: 10185
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:01 |
I KID NOT
Original text: " OMG, you guys are still using it? " ...50 translations later we get: "Why?" |
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Luna
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Location: Funky Town
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:01 |
"I hate eating the fetus." ...10 translations later we get: "I can not bear fruit."
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Luna
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:02 |
Original text: "I hate eating the fetus." ...56 translations later we get: "What should I do."
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topographicbroadways
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Joined: May 20 2010
Location: Australia
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:02 |
had to try one of these.
Original text: "In with a left hook is the Bethnal Green Butcher, but he's countered on the right by Mick's chain-gang fight, and Liquid Len, with his smashed bottle men, is lobbing Bob the Nob across the gob." ...56 translations later we get: "Cream limited improvement in hand and arm mikesenlin children lost their lives to get rice" |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:03 |
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Why is almost flat coke nicer than really fizzy coke? Why can't they make almost flat coke as a brand? I'd buy it.
Edited by James - March 04 2011 at 15:03
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A Person
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:05 |
James wrote:
Why is almost flat coke nicer than really fizzy coke? Why can't they make almost flat coke as a brand? I'd buy it.
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Ewww.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:06 |
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When I say almost flat, it still has fizz. Just not enough to make my stomach explode.
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Luna
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:08 |
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Made a bad translator thread.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:13 |
"Warm Wet Circles" ...56 translations later we get: "Net."
Nice.
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Luna
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:27 |
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So does anyone have any plans for Friday night?
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:28 |
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Sit here in my dorm until my parents get here to pick me up, go eat somewhere on the way home, set my computer back up at home, sit there listening to music until I go to sleep. You?
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