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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:34 |
Mine's already grinded. In fact, it's even had magic enchanted on it. The only problem is, it's only effective if the following is met:
1. someone hates Magma or utters a bad word about Magma 2. ditto but about Vander 3. I say the key word "Hamtai" before entering battle 4. someone feeds me with a Cornish Pasty beforehand 5. someone supplies me with a mug of tea beforehand
If all these are met at the same time. Then I enter a Berzerker Frenzy.
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A Person
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:36 |
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Yes Matt. Stop it. You won't win.
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I would've if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:37 |
I don't have a dog and don't meddle with children. What are you trying to imply?
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A Person
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:38 |
James wrote:
I don't have a dog and don't meddle with children. What are you trying to imply?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:39 |
So you're implying I'm a semi-literature cartoon dog?
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A Person
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:40 |
James wrote:
So you're implying I'm a semi-literature cartoon dog?
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Do you eat too many Scooby Snacks?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:44 |
I forgot to add something to my list:
6. I immediately enter into a berserker frenzy if my enemy is a psychedelic Pony (or My Little Pony) or is someone who likes psychedelic Ponies (or My Little Ponies) or someone who posts Internet memes of psychedelic ponies (or My Little Ponies). Plus this berserker frenzy also gives me a free hit, an automatic critical hit, blooded weapon, immunity to mind attacks, immunity to Magic Missile and a 100% kill if both the free and critical hits are successful
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:47 |
So basically Henners and Matt are dead.
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Finnforest
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:47 |
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...that moment you realize you like "Mob Rules" better than "Heaven and Hell"
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:47 |
How is that Christian Thread still going?
I'm miffed.
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A Person
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:48 |
James wrote:
So basically Henners and Matt are dead.
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I see what your hidden agenda is.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:48 |
It's not hidden if you know about it. You don't know my hidden agenda.
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A Person
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:49 |
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A Person
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:49 |
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It's not hidden if you know about it. You don't know my hidden agenda.
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I know of your open hatred toward My Little Pony, then.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:51 |
That was obvious before I posted that, Matt. Keep up.
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A Person
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:53 |
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That was obvious before I posted that, Matt. Keep up.
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Have you even watched an episode yet?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:54 |
Why would I watch a cartoon aimed at girls?
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A Person
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:54 |
James wrote:
Mine's already grinded. In fact, it's even had magic enchanted on it. The only problem is, it's only effective if the following is met:
1. someone hates Magma or utters a bad word about Magma 2. ditto but about Vander 3. I say the key word "Hamtai" before entering battle 4. someone feeds me with a Cornish Pasty beforehand 5. someone supplies me with a mug of tea beforehand
If all these are met at the same time. Then I enter a Berzerker Frenzy.
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You'll enter a Berzerker Frenzy holding a mug of tea?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 19:55 |
No Matt. I'll enter a Berserker Frenzy if all 5 points are met together. If someone supplies me a mug of tea before battle, it means the magic enchantment on my axe is activated.
Edited by James - February 23 2011 at 19:55
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rushfan4
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Posted: February 23 2011 at 20:12 |
Tonight is the debut of the Criminal Minds spin-off Criminal Minds: Suspect Behaviour. I'm kind of curious how this new show is going to be.
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