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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Don't be shy . . . Pick up the keyboard and PM me! You know you want to. Wink

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Points: 67428 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 10 2011 at 03:39
Originally posted by irrelevant irrelevant wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Don't be shy . . . Pick up the keyboard and PM me! You know you want to. Wink

Pick up the keyboard? 
Yes . . . and put it down again, so you can type on it.

(Not YOU, of course, but the GIRLS.)


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The shell on the ground would have been from the shot. I hope you're happy 7543754375435743753!
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The marker is permanent, so is the regret. 

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I read "filters".
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So we are only joined at the hip, arm, sternum, anus, knee cap, shoulder blade, and intestine....don't you think that's enough?
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"If the cadence may be regarded as the cradle of tonality, the cheeseburger can be considered the playground in which it grew strong and self-confident."   -- Ronald McDonald
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To clean vinyls:
 
1) Cover record in dog poop.
2) Bury the record in the ground, at a depth between 13 and 79 inches, in a hole no wider than 5 feet, and longer than 3 decameters.
3) Stomp on the ground where the record is buried.
4) Plant a tree on that spot over the exact center of the record. Preferrably oak or birch.
5) Water the tree.
6) Wait until the moon's orbit is fully aligned with Mars, Jupitar, Galaxy #4312, the Sun, and Earth then start digging a tunnel five blocks west to where you buried it.
7) Dig until under the tree.
8) Leave the tunnel.
9) Fill the tunnel with cement.
10) Plant another tree over the opening of the tunnel. Preferrably grapefruit.
11) Dance when it rains.
12) Piss on the original tree.
13) Shout "I eat ravens like they were caves!" 14 times from your roof at 3:19AM Thursday Jan 12th.
14) Remove vinyl from ground, without damaging trees.
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Ayer guitar. 
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I am a flying ace.
 
Provided you want to fly into buildings.
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I've felt compelled before. Didn't care for it. Too squishy.
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