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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 08 2011 at 19:16
Let's just say she had 'special features'.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 08 2011 at 20:32
Lawrence Eichelberger,PhDc, lost some credibility when he published his runaway bestseller White Folks Were Wild Once,Too.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 08 2011 at 21:12
The milk is spoiled.
 
How can you tell?
 
It's growing illegal substances and selling them to foreign governments.
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 01:34
Brained by falling masonry.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 01:37
You can't make haute coutore with a pret-a-porter designer.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 01:43
I'm a soil sample, short and hot
Here is my handle, I also have a penis.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 01:55
Fun With Shaving and Twinkies
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 03:29
You'll thank me when. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 03:36
Toast sweat contains toxins sufficient to kill a fully grown adult baguette
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 03:43
Moat: 47
Domestic: 47 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 05:00
Fit to be taped.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 05:04
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 05:11
Let's give agent North time to make his plans, and his little friends to come for him .. WAH ha-ha!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 05:16
FAQs: I'm not a frequent flyer so how else can I use the points I collect on the card? 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 11:50
Dripping produces no sound inside this chamber. However, every other sound is amplified tenfold.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 12:12
WTF?! I don't WANT any free newspapers, you fool!111!1! Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 15:30
Conduit.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 18:36
Twelve please, no onions.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 19:52
The only thing I want to see after midnight is ravens.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2011 at 20:57
He just couldn't pronounce 'soap'.
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