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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 07:22
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My father helped the Bolivian guerratanos track and trap the 'devildog' as they called it--  it took fourteen days, nine squirrels, numerous garden tools, and two underage hookers from Tijuana but they did it.  And let me say this to you dear friend: you're going to need more than frisbees.




I fear so, as they say in Tijuana, don't sample the herb Albert...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 08:14
There's a Ren & Stimpy Show frisbee on the wall in this room. True storie. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 10:09
There are dents in my spacebar.
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 13:35
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 13:35
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 14:01
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

That


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Coal mining?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 16:14
Is consistent lateness preferable to erratic lateness? Discuss.
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 16:18
Time is consistent but fluent enough to give us a subjective relative feel
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 18:29
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Is consistent lateness preferable to erratic lateness? Discuss.
 
This depends on the orientation of the Chelsea highway. Magnetic fields always interrupt the pigs feeding. Directional signs passing to the left, beware of land slides. This always digs holes out from underneath. Speaking of digging, I once shot a man from Elderberry Park. I buried the bones in your backyard, just in case. Sorry there is no longer room for a swimming pool. I shall make it up to you by taking you to the local sperm bank so you can purchase it with much haste. It's terrible what they are doing with the roses in there. Such vile things, really now.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 20:21
When she was five she ate a sock.  When she was ten she fell for Spock.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 22:08

European bees.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 22:57
 ^ I assure you I am not, but it sounds dreadful.




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 23:01
I haven't the faintest.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 23:11
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 23:15
Faintest.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 23:41
We've all seen what the western world has done to small hamlets on the oceanfront. Now, lets see what the eastern world will do with luxury condos in the jungles.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2011 at 23:44
Middle of the road fruit sellers. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2011 at 00:29
Sects and violets.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2011 at 02:41

Welcome to "Guru Of The Week". Guru of the week Be Floh Ver says: "Eat more meat, it's good for you"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2011 at 02:47
Disturbing Moments in Off-Broadway Theater #97 -   Audience participation reaches new heights during Mellow Yellow when lead character Myer Clapsaddle urinates on the first three rows of the audience.

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