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rushfan4 
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 Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:14 |
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I'm fat too.  |
Me three, but I am 18 pounds lighter than I was after Thanksgiving, so I am moving in the right direction.
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:21 |
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I need to lose weight, not change my sexual preferences. |
You mean he's gay q.m.q.m.q.m.
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he sure is e.p. |
Extended play? 
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q.m - question mark e.p. - exclamation point, I assume.
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rushfan4
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:23 |
it could have meant eating p  y, but then that would have had the exact opposite effect.
Edited by rushfan4 - January 24 2011 at 14:24
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rushfan4
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:25 |
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or Elvis Presley, but that just makes no sense.
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:28 |
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or Elvis Presley, but that just makes no sense. |
But Elvis is pretty cool anyway.
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:30 |
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I'd rather eat a pussy than Elvis.
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:30 |
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I'd rather eat a pussy than Elvis.
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It is normal to eat cats in Atlantis?
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:32 |
A Person wrote:
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I'd rather eat a pussy than Elvis.
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It is normal to eat cats in Atlantis?
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No, but I don't think it's illegal.
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rushfan4
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:32 |
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I assumed that it was going to censor me for using the kitty slang word, but it didn't so I censored myself.
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:33 |
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I'd rather eat a pussy than Elvis.
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It is normal to eat cats in Atlantis?
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You avatar looks so scared right now
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:37 |
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I assumed that it was going to censor me for using the kitty slang word, but it didn't so I censored myself. |
I didn't, as I was mainly referring to the actual kitty.
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rushfan4
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:44 |
Vompatti wrote:
rushfan4 wrote:
I assumed that it was going to censor me for using the kitty slang word, but it didn't so I censored myself. |
I didn't, as I was mainly referring to the actual kitty.
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Tastes just like chicken.
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:47 |
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Padraic
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 14:57 |
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I like chicken.
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This was my answering machine message back in my uni days.
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 15:05 |
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Vompatti wrote:
I like chicken.
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This was my answering machine message back in my uni days. |
I've never needed an answering machine to leave calls unanswered.
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 15:08 |
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Pat, you're right, the first Matrix is a stupid, terrible movie once you're no longer a teenager.
Starhammer, I was going to use that as my sig. :( But it's, it works better as an avatar. Crop it some, though, there's too much vertical dead space.
So this morning, when I came downstairs there was a Walgreens back on the island in the kitchen. It was there last night too, but there's a ton of crap on it so I didn't look at it. Today I look it in and there's a thing of deodorant (because my dad ran out) and KY SENSITIVE INTIMATE PLEASURE PERSONAL LUBRICANT ARGH HAVE SOME DAMN DECENCY MOM AND DON'T LEAVE THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F*CKING KITCHEN JESUS CHRIST!
Edited by Henry Plainview - January 24 2011 at 15:09
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 15:15 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
Pat, you're right, the first Matrix is a stupid, terrible movie once you're no longer a teenager.
Starhammer, I was going to use that as my sig. :( But it's, it works better as an avatar. Crop it some, though, there's too much vertical dead space.
So this morning, when I came downstairs there was a Walgreens back on the island in the kitchen. It was there last night too, but there's a ton of crap on it so I didn't look at it. Today I look it in and there's a thing of deodorant (because my dad ran out) and KY SENSITIVE INTIMATE PLEASURE PERSONAL LUBRICANT ARGH HAVE SOME DAMN DECENCY MOM AND DON'T LEAVE THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F*CKING KITCHEN JESUS CHRIST!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
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Padraic
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 15:16 |
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That's...wow.
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 15:20 |
I mean it wasn't opened, so it's not like the whole kitchen is ruined, but still, come on, that's not something you're supposed to just leave laying around! And this is the second time I've found their lube! The first time in was the dresser drawer right by the bed and I was looking for something in their room, way to be subtle. Hey Australians!  loooool
Edited by Henry Plainview - January 24 2011 at 15:21
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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CPicard
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Posted: January 24 2011 at 15:23 |
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I'm not sure, but... isn't it some kind of harsh and unsensitive "humor"?
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