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irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: January 03 2011 at 05:29
	Pass the bongo.
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: January 03 2011 at 18:57
	Whenever I drink water, I dry out.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65459	Posted: January 03 2011 at 19:38
	Some linguists maintain 'fart' is an acronym for flatulent anal/rectal torrent. The fact that the linguists in question were all 9 years old is immaterial.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: January 03 2011 at 22:17
	Walking uses legs.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65459	Posted: January 03 2011 at 22:26
	What happens when sourcream goes sour? Can you tell? Does it have a name? Are there cultures that revere sour sourcream? Are there cultures in sour sourcream? Should I have posted this in Stupid Questions? If so, why, and what was Jefferson's motivation for using all number of creams of questionable, even eyebrow-raising callow and viridity?

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: January 03 2011 at 22:53
	^ It's like that time I set a roast on fire. It started to boil squid out of it's bonnet. Why did the roast have a bonnet? Could it raise a barn if it tried? Relentless.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65459	Posted: January 03 2011 at 22:59
	Precisely. And the corsetry.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: January 04 2011 at 00:40
	Sandwiches, or hand gods as some people call them, are easily the best invention in the history of man's existance on earth. Really, what can be better? They fill you will joy and luncheon meats. Few things can do both at the same time. Even fewer are made by essentially cult like followers, with the utmost precision. Cover it in bacon or yams and you have something bulbous that will never deflate. Long live the sandwich, queen of the isle of man!
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: January 04 2011 at 02:03
	Find out where you want to go, use an atlas if you want to "travel", if you don't want to "travel" and want to go somewhere a little more regional, use a street dictionary.
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65459	Posted: January 04 2011 at 02:08
	I was told there would be spools.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: January 04 2011 at 02:10
	Call bladder.
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: January 04 2011 at 02:26
	I mean I'm not dissin' the prawn cocktail starter ya know, but like, is there an alcoholic cocktail with like, prawns in it? (Seafood aperitifs are just like so wack...Ya know what I'm sayin?) Edited by ExittheLemming - January 04 2011 at 02:27

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: January 04 2011 at 03:14
	Cold, cold soup LIVES AND BREATHES LIKE ANY OTHER INTELLIGENT BEING.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65459	Posted: January 04 2011 at 03:28
	Miasma Jones was a real gas.

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: January 04 2011 at 07:26
	People who live in glass houses should remain fully clothed at all times

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: January 04 2011 at 07:47
	I can 4 C the futuer, gather all peasants and pheasants, dis sh*t's gunna be OFF DA HOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: January 04 2011 at 16:51
	A loveable rogue with an honours degree in villainy

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: January 04 2011 at 17:47
	Quilt. Soft loveable quilt. Full of quills.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65459	Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:32
	Lloyd had retained Gigglesworth, Ineptstein, & Flotsam as his attorneys in the suit against his chiropodist, but he was starting to have doubts as to their credentials.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65459	Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:36
	Great Moments in Opera #6 - Gargoyles capture Willamina and force her to make them bouillabaisse.

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