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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2010 at 06:54
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2010 at 18:10
Happiness is a freshly dusted vibrating finger.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2010 at 23:51
If blood were white, wouldn't it be easier to clean up?
If sweat was brown, white joggers could negotiate Bradford unmolested
If tears were blue, wouldn't they have more impact?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2010 at 01:11
If the weight of this house was 27,009 metric tons, the wind speed was 9.6 m/s, the coefficent of friction was 3.4, the wind chill factor -6 C and the tensil stregnth was 487 newtons, how many ducks would be needed to raise the temperature of the lake 3 degrees?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2010 at 02:28
New Doctor Who Christmas Story Special is pretty cliched! 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2010 at 07:01
At the Paranormal Investigators meeting, we broke out in a food fight, needless to say there were flying saucers all around the room. Yeah, saucers are good eatin'.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2010 at 11:14
To Hell with doves crying, what about writing a song about a duck's tear ducts then smarty pants?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2010 at 19:54
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

To Hell with doves crying, what about writing a song about a duck's tear ducts then smarty pants?


and I'm almost sure a cheesy riff on a synth is not what it sounds like when doves cry


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2010 at 19:55
I had the glue.  It wasn't good.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2010 at 00:16
It sounds like cracking...like the cracking when your shin bone goes through glass braced oxygen tanks.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2010 at 01:54
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2010 at 02:33
Tough crackers in the tooths.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2010 at 03:00
You pour a small but beautiful glass of Scotch.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2010 at 07:42
That's the single most. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2010 at 15:18
That's the single moat.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2010 at 18:14
It's my party and I'll die if I want to.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2010 at 23:23
Bathtub bathtub, where fore art thou bathub? Drinking? What a naughty bathtub.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 29 2010 at 00:14
Cockroaches are the armoured division of flies (In Australia they even have an air force)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 29 2010 at 03:50
Let's try to have a little dignity and respect when we are being shat upon by the upper crust of socitey.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 29 2010 at 06:25
That shucks. 
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