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ExittheLemming
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Posted: December 21 2010 at 09:11 |
Leonardo Da Vinci invented an alarm clock that woke the sleeper by rubbing their feet
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 21 2010 at 10:44 |
We provide ditches. Provide.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 21 2010 at 18:44 |
Go forth and irk cows.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 21 2010 at 22:00 |
Beyond the Curse of the Valley of the Mud People II
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 00:50 |
Morons make gravy.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 04:01 |
Oh you'd like that, wooden ewe?
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 04:17 |
Mr Thirdworld - A Class Act.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 08:23 |
lolololol it says hisyory of international emotions lol i read knudalini sumtinghn lololol
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 08:48 |
... ... ... Nothing salvageable from this paper towel. All hail Bus. ...
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 14:06 |
Eva Braun invented the electric razor
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 15:15 |
The platypus is the eggplant of the zoological world.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 20:50 |
Henceforth, the word "jangly" shall be stricken from all music journalism.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 20:51 |
Stipends of tiger livers.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 20:53 |
Not before Wadsworth.
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 21:01 |
It's one thing to have pride, it's another to have a goats milked carton.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 21:22 |
A mid-level CIA clerk, Jill was now sure she'd been unfairly ignored for promotion when she was reassigned to the agency's Cured and Smoked Meats Division.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 22 2010 at 22:56 |
I shoot postmen just to be safe.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 23 2010 at 00:02 |
Before long it was after long.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 23 2010 at 00:17 |
And on our left is a device that will warm your codpiece anywhere from 5 to 193 degrees.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: December 23 2010 at 02:38 |
He was a philosophic Pez dispenser.
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