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irrelevant 
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 Posted: December 18 2010 at 04:51 |
Stop throwing typewriters at the typewriter.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 04:53 |
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That would be lovely.
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 05:14 |
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Shrugged off the hope.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 05:25 |
The time came that morn to imperiously make a third attempt at the summit.
Oops...split infinitive.
The time came that morn to make an imperious third attempt at the summit.
The time came that morn to make a third imperious attempt at the summit?
Edited by Snow Dog - December 18 2010 at 05:29
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 05:29 |
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Give me a tuba and I'll move a pea.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 05:37 |
Give me a pea and I will play a tuba.
Damn...fail.....no tangent!
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 05:47 |
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no tangent is okay, as long as it's of equal or greater absurdity
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 05:51 |
 Atavachron wrote:
no tangent is okay, as long as it's of equal or greater absurdity
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So that's what we are doing!
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 05:56 |
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Sybarite.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 05:56 |
Homo Erectus 
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 06:05 |
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The U.S. army's official investigation of Hitler's missing testicle was marred by its title, The Führer's Wayward 'Nad
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 06:12 |
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Vietnam have their own giant gorilla. Viet Cong!
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 06:14 |
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There were burning tires.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 06:15 |
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Circling a gas giant.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 06:18 |
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No; Toledo, Spain. Spain.
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 08:27 |
Fabulous 3 coarse meals that sink at the teeth.
Just for the record, you press record and play simultaneously.
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Greenbubbleman
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 14:59 |
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Just goes to show....you cant polish a turd...but you can roll it in glitter.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 15:01 |
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Two minutes later....
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 15:49 |
He told me it was the fifth door on the left.
But sir, this building has no left.
What?
There is nothing to the left of anything inside of this building. All of the doors are on the right.
And if I turn left?
Large explosions full of confetti.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: December 18 2010 at 15:50 |
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Sight Moniter
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