Off at Tangents: Waff at Argents!

Dear Sir or Madame, or to Whom it May Concern, which is to say I address this missive to the individual reading it foremost; the Owner, Manager, Proprietor, Constabulary or Liaison with whom my correspondence comes in contact; I do hope this finds you well and without any seasonal ailments or contusions requiring medical attention--  Right.  Good day to you and all associates, employees, consigners and apprentices, it is with much pleasure that I write to your establishment, I greet you and facilitate felicitations of a non-fallacious nature.  Hello, and let me begin by saying I am most pleased to say Hello, Greetings, Salutations, Tributaries, Pleasure to Make Your Acquaintance.

Sincerely,
Bill

     

I can't vote, I'm antipasto.  

Bah! I could tie my hands around my back with my hands tied around my back. 

All new chipboard, all new.....sad.

-For God's sake Bill, none of the viewers are gonna buy Greg Lake as a celebrity chef..it won't work-
-Two words Bob....wide screen-
-You got his number?-

ExittheLemming wrote: -For God's sake Bill, none of the viewers are gonna buy Greg Lake as a celebrity chef..it won't work- -Two words Bob....wide screen- -You got his number?-

..and oh what a lucky man you'll be when you receive Mr. Lake's outdoor BBQ cookbook 'Still..You Burn My Lawn' when you donate at our $85 pledge level

Yes, exactly, a ladder.

It was like trying to find a bratwurst in a perfume factory.

As a wrestler, he was known as the "Blue Skink". 

He's not actually dead, just late.