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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 30 2010 at 19:19
Master Bates found himself in an awkward position.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 30 2010 at 19:57
Hello doc.
 
Hello patient. What seems to be the problem today?
 
Well...at first I was coughing up saliva.
 
Thats perfectly normal.
 
Then I was coughing up blood.
 
Thats less normal.
 
Then I was coughing up bile.
 
That sounds like it could be serious.
 
Then I was coughing up semen.
 
What were you doing last night?
 
Urinating out of my anus.
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2010 at 13:57
Just to be clear, I've only made one fountain before, and very few people were happy with the drainage.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2010 at 21:58
It is customary to prepare and enjoy a festive meal on Maedelschön.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2010 at 23:30
A moon, in the sky
is not, the same as,
a moon
in the oc,ean. Stop.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 00:07
Darth Fuzzy was a wise and powerful Dark Lord of the Sith.  With a bad name.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 00:24
Lines appear as if out of the birth canal of the universe.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 00:25
It was a criminal amount of pumpkins. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 02:15
How do vampires shave?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 02:45
If it is sticky, liquids was there.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 03:19
We have a nine-gallon drum of Barbasol with your name on it.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 03:57
If coffee doesn't do the trick, I would advise you to buy a hammer.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 11:05
Klips. Like clips but spelled with a k. Instead of the c, ya know.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 12:10
lololololol crowley reference lololololol LOL Clap
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 16:17

A lecture about lectures.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 16:21
- 3 m of rope
- margarine
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 16:57
Lets check biology.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 18:15
It's ironic that the First Secretary was first a secretary. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 21:38
Adolescent elderberries are prone to disrespect their elders and are often referred to by horticulturists as the 'emo shrub'.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2010 at 21:49
Penn Archibald's The Dynamic Sphincter for one.
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