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The Neck Romancer View Drop Down

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 10:17

Tattoo under left breast ftw

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 12:47

Henry Plainview wrote:

Yeah, Federal law defines a minor as under 18, so you have to be 18 to make porn, and then there are a patchwork of different laws in the states because laws in the US have to be confusing. There are also anti-sodomy laws still on the books in many states (oral sex is a felony in Virginia!), which nobody pays any attention to, although I sometimes hear of people being charged with rape being charged with those additionally, just for fun.

You know way too much about this subject. Embarrassed

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 12:58

No, all I was doing was summarizing the Wikipedia page.

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 13:08

someone_else wrote:

CCVP wrote:

Am I the only person in the world that thinks Miley isn't that good-looking? Ermm

No.

I agree.

I mean, why care about this teenager when there's Salma Hayek?...

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 16:38

The news that Henry was waiting for. http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/miley-cyrus-celebrates-18th-birthday-with-her-mom-and-demi-moore/92?nc

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:31

Only a matter of hours now

Time always wins.

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:38

Henry Plainview wrote:

(oral sex is a felony in Virginia!)

oops

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:43

Padraic wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

(oral sex is a felony in Virginia!)

oops

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Posted: November 22 2010 at 23:45

the time is upon us

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Posted: November 23 2010 at 05:44

On Fark it is taken as an article of faith that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, has been "hitting that" for years.

Similar rumors surround Joe and Jessica Simpson.

Dead

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

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Posted: November 23 2010 at 06:02

^ Dear God, picturing Billy Ray mid orgasm is disturbing enough. Why would you give us this specific visual, it's even worse.

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Posted: December 10 2010 at 23:49

I never could find any good pictures of her party, but I have something else: MILEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

zappaholic wrote:

On Fark it is taken as an article of faith that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, has been "hitting that" for years.

Similar rumors surround Joe and Jessica Simpson.

The people on Fark are really farked up.

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Posted: December 10 2010 at 23:58

LOL ITS OK HENRY SHES NOT SMOKING THE REEFER!

It's just Salvia. And that sh*t is legal, mang

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Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:10

Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.

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Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:14

Henry Plainview wrote:

Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.

Yes, so you've mentioned 97 times (oh I've counted).
I wanted to believe you were trolling, but given what you've said about fatty foods and other sh*t I do believe you are sincere in your fascism.

Not that you want Miley anyway now that she's legal.

Who's next then?

Edited by JJLehto - December 11 2010 at 00:14

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Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:22

JJLehto wrote:

Henry Plainview wrote:

Sorry JJ, but I take the traditional American view towards drugs. If it doesn't say Bud Lite on the can, it's immoral and a menace to society.

I thought that was pretty clearly a joke about America, especially since I don't drink either.

I'm not sure what my next inappropriate obsession will be. Maybe I'll be really into spicy food. Vore Hentai, spicy food, and raging against the machine in the libertarian thread will be my only topics of discussion from now on.

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Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:23

Henry, lots of people love spicy food. I do.

HP: Oh no, I really love spicy food.

And you could rage against the machine, but money won't come out....

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Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:30

I actually stole that joke, I can't live with the guilt any longer As punishment, I sentence myself to being on duty as the captain of Team Jacob for the next 6 months. Prepare for the poorly drawn twilight fan art and tattoos.

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Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:32

Henry Plainview wrote:

I actually stole that joke, I can't live with the guilt any longer As punishment, I sentence myself to being on duty as the captain of Team Jacob for the next 6 months. Prepare for the poorly drawn twilight fan art and tattoos.

Pics pl0x

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Posted: December 11 2010 at 00:33

Ah, and from the Onion?
Not something more obscure man?

And I expect to see a Cullen tattoo the whole space of your back.

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