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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 00:08 |
Was Jack the Ripper an alien visitor? Are Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster conspiring for world domination? Is the government secretly run by a small group of dairy farmers? At Befuddled Monthly we let you the reader decide.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 02:19 |
Coughing is a great activity. It can burn about 14.6 calories per spasm. So cough that weight away!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 02:45 |
You've turned a gumball machine into a colossal waste of time.
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irrelevant
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Location: Australia
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 05:39 |
YAY! FIRST PAGE!!!!
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 06:18 |
You can take the boy out of Sicily but you cant take the dog out of quarantine
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irrelevant
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 06:25 |
Porous concrete......... tsk tsk tsk........... Porous porous concrete.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:51 |
I like being concrete. It makes me shift less over a geological time span.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 7003
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 17:29 |
Piling wet sand on top of it didn't really help.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 18:42 |
If mustard is rose colored, what shape can we inflate?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 00:22 |
Would you toilet.
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irrelevant
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:18 |
Go fig a.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:21 |
Its cold encased in the center of the sun.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:28 |
For this warpaint was water, and the arch nemesis (Still is) was never Diddums.
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 03:29 |
He lay quietly, sharpening his teeth in preparation for his morning doughnut.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 03:44 |
Despite the scuttlebutt, it was only a two-dog night.
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irrelevant
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 03:57 |
^ And what a joy to the world it was!
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 04:02 |
Grey mice hoard rice.
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irrelevant
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 04:37 |
dropallthingsnow
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 13:46 |
For those wanting to use chemical weapons but on a tight budget: Don't.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: November 18 2010 at 13:56 |
Seeing is not the same as sight. Hearing is not the same thing as listening. Touching is not the same as muffins.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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