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Henry Plainview 
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 Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:02 |
 A Person wrote:
NecronCommander wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
...Why is there an empty condom wrapper underneath this desk?
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If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I could buy myself a few more CDs. |
If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I would have the exact same amount of money.
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(Because you would spend it on more condoms)
I just don't get why you would toss it in the computer lab. Were they carrying it around from last night? Why didn't they throw it away at home? Earlier that day in the bathroom or car? Were they having sex in the lab itself after hours and left it there to taunt my virginity? I need to know!
Finishing assignments during the beginning of class, woooo!
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:07 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
A Person wrote:
NecronCommander wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
...Why is there an empty condom wrapper underneath this desk?
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If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I could buy myself a few more CDs. |
If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I would have the exact same amount of money.
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(Because you would spend it on more condoms)
I just don't get why you would toss it in the computer lab. Were they carrying it around from last night? Why didn't they throw it away at home? Earlier that day in the bathroom or car? Were they having sex in the lab itself after hours and left it there to taunt my virginity? I need to know!
Finishing assignments during the beginning of class, woooo! |
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Padraic
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:13 |
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Padraic wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
someone told me that getting an engineering degree is either the worst 4 years of your life, or the best 7 years
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lol, it's neither |
it was a joke, you know
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i am now doubled over with laughter
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:16 |
Have you guys seen the Tom Cruise movie All The Right Moves? (I assume probably not since it is about football (handegg).
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:24 |
At any rate they had a scene where they were in the classroom, and Tom Cruise's buddy was in a back desk making the lid rise up by using the power of his Johnson and thinking of the cute girl sitting in front of him. The funny part was when Tom Cruise tried getting his attention to get him to stop because the teacher was coming to the back of the room, so he hit the desktop lid to close it. Needless to say, his friend was in quite a bit of pain.
Henry's finding a condom made me want to relay that part of the movie to the rest of you.
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:25 |
rushfan4 wrote:
At any rate they had a scene where they were in the classroom, and Tom Cruise's buddy was in a back desk making the lid rise up by using the power of his Johnson and thinking of the cute girl sitting in front of him. The funny part was when Tom Cruise tried getting his attention to get him to stop because the teacher was coming to the back of the room, so he hit the desktop lid to close it. Needless to say, his friend was in quite a bit of pain.
Henry's finding a condom made me want to relay that part of the movie to the rest of you. |
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Jörgemeister
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:45 |
f**k its hot here.
havent seen that movie but sounds like fun
feels good to be lazing :D
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I Could have bought a Third World country with the riches that I've spent
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Jörgemeister
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:51 |
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btw if by any change you are in a rush for sex and dont carry any condom, latex gloves works well and it can hold up to five times more than a condom.
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I Could have bought a Third World country with the riches that I've spent
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:53 |
James McProgger wrote:
btw if by any change you are in a rush for sex and dont carry any condom, latex gloves works well and it can hold up to five times more than a condom. |
I have never been in that situation and hopefully never will?
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Jörgemeister
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:59 |
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just in case, pack some latex gloves in your pockets every now and then
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I Could have bought a Third World country with the riches that I've spent
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harmonium.ro
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:08 |
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Has anyone had news from Robert?
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:12 |
harmonium.ro wrote:
Has anyone had news from Robert?
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Apparently he PMed Alex about the game of Mafia he was (supposed to be) in about not being able to access internet regularly until next week, so I'm assuming it's going ok.
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JJLehto
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:12 |
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No, why?
He's moving right now?
Also good thing I have that cup of Matt's urine or I never would've passed that drug screening!
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SaltyJon
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:15 |
Matt has urine? 
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:16 |
JJLehto wrote:
No, why?
He's moving right now?
Also good thing I have that cup of Matt's urine or I never would've passed that drug screening!
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Yeah, I'm clean.
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:17 |
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The traces of catnip might give it away though.
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JJLehto
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:19 |
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A Farewell to Kings is cool, K?
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:19 |
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K!
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SaltyJon
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:19 |
JJLehto wrote:
Tanz der Lemminge is cool, K?
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JJLehto
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 14:23 |
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Jon
You're so fast n bulbous
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