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rushfan4 
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 Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:24 |
At any rate they had a scene where they were in the classroom, and Tom Cruise's buddy was in a back desk making the lid rise up by using the power of his Johnson and thinking of the cute girl sitting in front of him. The funny part was when Tom Cruise tried getting his attention to get him to stop because the teacher was coming to the back of the room, so he hit the desktop lid to close it. Needless to say, his friend was in quite a bit of pain.
Henry's finding a condom made me want to relay that part of the movie to the rest of you.
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:16 |
Have you guys seen the Tom Cruise movie All The Right Moves? (I assume probably not since it is about football (handegg).
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Padraic
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:13 |
 Triceratopsoil wrote:
Padraic wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
someone told me that getting an engineering degree is either the worst 4 years of your life, or the best 7 years
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lol, it's neither |
it was a joke, you know
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i am now doubled over with laughter
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:07 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
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NecronCommander wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
...Why is there an empty condom wrapper underneath this desk?
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If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I could buy myself a few more CDs. |
If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I would have the exact same amount of money.
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(Because you would spend it on more condoms)
I just don't get why you would toss it in the computer lab. Were they carrying it around from last night? Why didn't they throw it away at home? Earlier that day in the bathroom or car? Were they having sex in the lab itself after hours and left it there to taunt my virginity? I need to know!
Finishing assignments during the beginning of class, woooo! |
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:02 |
A Person wrote:
NecronCommander wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
...Why is there an empty condom wrapper underneath this desk?
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If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I could buy myself a few more CDs. |
If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I would have the exact same amount of money.
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(Because you would spend it on more condoms)
I just don't get why you would toss it in the computer lab. Were they carrying it around from last night? Why didn't they throw it away at home? Earlier that day in the bathroom or car? Were they having sex in the lab itself after hours and left it there to taunt my virginity? I need to know!
Finishing assignments during the beginning of class, woooo!
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:48 |
NecronCommander wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
...Why is there an empty condom wrapper underneath this desk?
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If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I could buy myself a few more CDs. |
If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I would have the exact same amount of money.
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Triceratopsoil
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:47 |
Padraic wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
someone told me that getting an engineering degree is either the worst 4 years of your life, or the best 7 years
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lol, it's neither |
it was a joke, you know
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NecronCommander
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:44 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
...Why is there an empty condom wrapper underneath this desk?
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If I had a dollar for every discarded condom I saw in the street/on the grasses on my way to and from classes, I could buy myself a few more CDs.
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:42 |
NecronCommander wrote:
Padraic wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
someone told me that getting an engineering degree is either the worst 4 years of your life, or the best 7 years
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lol, it's neither |
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lol
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:42 |
...Why is there an empty condom wrapper underneath this desk?
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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NecronCommander
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:40 |
Padraic wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
someone told me that getting an engineering degree is either the worst 4 years of your life, or the best 7 years
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lol, it's neither |
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Padraic
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:40 |
Triceratopsoil wrote:
someone told me that getting an engineering degree is either the worst 4 years of your life, or the best 7 years
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lol, it's neither
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JJLehto
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:29 |
rushfan4 wrote:
Dudes. Are you admitting to be the yawning student? Is that why the Shred is now Dead? |
You caught me 
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:29 |
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They were joking on the radio that there was probably a lot of yawning going on at Michigan State this morning. The basketball game was the 10:00 PM game yesterday as part of ESPN's tip-off marathon.
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:17 |
rushfan4 wrote:
Dudes. Are you admitting to be the yawning student? Is that why the Shred is now Dead? |
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 12:15 |
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Dudes. Are you admitting to be the yawning student? Is that why the Shred is now Dead?
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JJLehto
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 11:56 |
Cornell....what do you expect? I'd be surprised if an Ivy League professor was NOT like that!
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A Person
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 11:54 |
I've noticed I sometimes yawn a lot if I have a migraine. 
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 11:54 |
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2010 at 11:53 |
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Apparently the yawns were of the disruptive type that came with extended sound effects.
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