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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2010 at 00:08
Was Jack the Ripper an alien visitor?  Are Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster conspiring for world domination?  Is the government secretly run by a small group of dairy farmers?  At Befuddled Monthly we let you the reader decide.
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Coughing is a great activity. It can burn about 14.6 calories per spasm. So cough that weight away!

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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2010 at 02:45
You've turned a gumball machine into a colossal waste of time.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2010 at 05:39
YAY! FIRST PAGE!!!!
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You can take the boy out of Sicily but you cant take the dog out of quarantine
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2010 at 06:25
Porous concrete......... tsk tsk tsk........... Porous porous concrete.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2010 at 13:51
I like being concrete. It makes me shift less over a geological time span.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2010 at 17:29
Piling wet sand on top of it didn't really help.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 17 2010 at 18:42
If mustard is rose colored, what shape can we inflate?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 00:22
Would you toilet. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:18
Go fig a. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:21
Its cold encased in the center of the sun.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 02:28
For this warpaint was water, and the arch nemesis (Still is) was never Diddums.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 03:29
He lay quietly, sharpening his teeth in preparation for his morning doughnut.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 03:44
Despite the scuttlebutt, it was only a two-dog night.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 03:57
^ And what a joy to the world it was!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 04:02
Grey mice hoard rice. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 04:37
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 13:46
For those wanting to use chemical weapons but on a tight budget: Don't.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2010 at 13:56

Seeing is not the same as sight. Hearing is not the same thing as listening. Touching is not the same as muffins.

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