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ExittheLemming 
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
 Posted: November 15 2010 at 03:37 |
 'Air guitar' looks silly, 'Air Theremin' less so |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65457 |
Posted: November 15 2010 at 03:41 |
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She kissed Johnny.
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67426 |
Posted: November 15 2010 at 03:51 |
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We interpret your shoes and you'll get them back while waiting.
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irrelevant
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Posted: November 15 2010 at 04:46 |
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Think about that and ask your shelf: Can the aftermath of math be after half (3/5) of your life savers. |
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: November 15 2010 at 05:39 |
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Dreaming about hairy cheese is symptomatic of the onset of cannibalism in mice
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 15 2010 at 05:39 |
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Just trying to take care of my hair, that's all.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 02 2008 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 14258 |
Posted: November 15 2010 at 06:23 |
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click here
anything happen?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: November 15 2010 at 13:53 |
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The shuttle will be late. There is a rather large owl eating the tracks.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65457 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 02:43 |
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You can't just hire someone in a plaid shirt and knickers.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 03:36 |
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Lets perform surgury.
But all we have is this spatula.
So brain surgery it is.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 16 2010 at 03:50 |
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In a pinch, the staff had come up with 'Strawberries and Hair'.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: November 16 2010 at 07:44 |
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She likes Surprises
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 12:27 |
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He didn't get a presidental library, he got a presidental whorehouse.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 14:48 |
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Ernest the Earthworm was madder than hell: he had just written his last will and testament when Sting inadvertently split him in two while tending his Amazonian garden with a scythe (the old lefty)
That now meant his 'other' half (the new 'righty' so to speak) would likely drag Ernest through the courts in a messy and protracted dispute over the cars, yacht, hi-fi and (ironically) complete Police discography. Bugger he thought, having to seek recourse to the Law to win custody of the Police. |
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Syzygy
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Posted: November 16 2010 at 16:02 |
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Who put all that privet in my pocket?
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 16:28 |
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Fob chains make excellent gifts during the upcoming holiday season. Excellent deals on fob chains can be found at http://www.yatchsyatchsyatchsohand7fobchainsforrealcheap.com/notascamatall Buy now! They are surely to fly out of our pockets and break the watch on the other side...uhh...I mean fly off the shelves!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65457 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 17:51 |
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He could fling a 2-quart saucepan fourteen feet into a sink like there was no tomorrow.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 19:39 |
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Goop is Poog spelled backwards.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65457 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 19:45 |
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Switching from canned to jarred spinach was bad enough but when they told him to start saying 'vibrate me shingles' instead of 'shiver me timbers', Popeye had had enough.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
Posted: November 16 2010 at 21:00 |
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Whew...I almost just opened this parachute.
You know...we are in free fall.
Whats your point?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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