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Textbook 
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 Topic: The Mark Of A Real ManPosted: November 11 2010 at 15:38 |
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I have always felt the mark of a real man is that he believe there is NOTHING which cannot be improved by adding copious amounts of melted cheese.
Dare anyone disagree with me?
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141 |
Posted: November 11 2010 at 15:41 |
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lol you're drunk.
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Textbook
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 15:42 |
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I'm actually teetotal.
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yanch
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Joined: January 03 2010 Location: Lowell, MA Status: Offline Points: 3247 |
Posted: November 11 2010 at 16:31 |
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It sure doesn't hurt. Would a corollary be: "that nothing can't be fixed if you use copious amounts of duct tape?"
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SaltyJon
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 16:32 |
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My dad works in heating and air conditioning, and he assures me that duct tape can fix almost everything except duct work.
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yanch
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 16:33 |
That figures!!
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 16:35 |
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As long as it's good cheese, I'm a cheese snob.
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Dean
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 16:44 |
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Beer.
Isn't improved by adding a cheese topping and bad beer can't be fixed with duct tape.
 see? snazzy new handle on the outside, but it's still Foster's on the inside
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What?
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Triceratopsoil
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Joined: April 03 2010 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18016 |
Posted: November 11 2010 at 17:12 |
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real mans cleave their enemies in 2 with a crude axe whilst shouting about The All Father and such
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Snow Dog
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 17:18 |
You could use the tape to seal it up though....
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 18:19 |
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Speaking of duct tape, around these parts it has a nickname: Alabama chrome.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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zappaholic
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Joined: March 24 2006 Location: flyover country Status: Offline Points: 2822 |
Posted: November 11 2010 at 19:16 |
There, that's better. |
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 19:51 |
hold on now, aren't there some nice beer & cheese recipes ? |
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Textbook
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Posted: November 11 2010 at 20:26 |
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Cheese is more versatile than bacon.
I will go to war over this.
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Billy Pilgrim
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Posted: November 12 2010 at 01:41 |
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I agree. Cheddar makes everything taste better. Buuuuuut if it's manliness were talking, real men add tobasco to everything, that's a proven fact.
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CPicard
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Posted: November 12 2010 at 06:15 |
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Tobasco and melted cheese... Even in your ice-creams?
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Dean
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Posted: November 12 2010 at 06:21 |
 There is even tobacco ice cream.
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What?
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chopper
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Posted: November 12 2010 at 06:43 |
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I once went to a local curry house. Halfway through the main course the owner came round and asked if we wanted to try his shepherds pie. We did. It had copious amounts of cheese on top and, trust me, it did NOT improve it.
And he added it to the bill afterwards.
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yanch
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Posted: November 12 2010 at 06:46 |
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Copious amounts of bacon doesn't sound bad!!! Yum!
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Snow Dog
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Posted: November 12 2010 at 06:46 |
That's just.......odd!
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