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Epignosis
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Posted: November 08 2010 at 22:18 |
thellama73 wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Story time!
Once upon a time (let's just say 1932 in Wisconsin) Equality has made a deal with people in his business. They sell cartoon porn, by the way, just so you know. He is so sure cartoon porn will sell forever that he will set aside money for his employees, a little bit each pay period, in the event that there must be layoffs. Wait, no, I got that wrong- he isn't really that nice or optimistic- Equality is pretty damn mean- but this cat named The T told him he had no choice in the matter. Employees need to be protected in case something bad happens to the company they work for.
Well, consumers start needing to cut back on their cartoon porn budget as they begin losing their jobs. This means Equality is losing money and after a while, has no choice but to lay people off to keep his business afloat. So he just pays them out of the nice little nest egg The T has created for them.
Unfortunately, he has to lay off more and more workers because, goshdarnit, people just aren't into Jessica Rabbit like they used to be. After laying off 12% of his entire workforce, he realizes he has run out of money to pay these people the benefits he has promised.
So Equality calls The T. (The T is like Mr. T only without gold chains, a mohawk, and black skin. Also, something about Dream Theater.) Anyway, Equality asks The T if he can get a loan to pay for these benefits. The T grins (apparently there's gold in his mouth) real big, and says "Sure!" And just to show what a pal he is, The T says "By the way, this loan is interest free!"
Equality is thrilled! He makes cartoon porn for a couple months more (this time of the Spongebob variety), paying out benefits to people as he promised. But business doesn't pick up, so sadly, he must lay off Padraic and several more people. The loan from The T isn't going to last after all.
"No worries," Equality says to himself. "I'll take another loan from The T. I'm sure he won't mind." And The T didn't. He happily gave Equality the second loan to keep paying the benefits he promised to pay. Again, interest free.
Llama runs a huge foreign business. He needs some cash, and remembers that it's time for some of his borrowers to pay up. He contacts The T. (Okay, pretend Llama sits in a chair and you never see his face, but he has a big metallic claw and is stroking a cat). The T assures Llama that he can pay back the loan- after all, he's been paying the interest on the loan, hasn't he? Llama says, "Okay, but be sure to at least get me the interest for this quarter or it will be capitalized into the principal."
Grateful, The T gets a hold of JJLehto, an old college buddy who has a huge foreign company. "Hey man, can you hook me up?" "Sure man, but how much does it cost to send a condom in the mail?" "Not that," says The T. The T explains that he needs money. "Well I already sent you some loot Wednesday last year. I need that money back, cos my grandma's birthday is coming up!" "Look man, I can get it back to you- I'm good for it! But I need another loan." JJLehto, being a kind soul and thinking of the incredible interest he can reap, complies. The T sends Llama a check for the interest on his other loan.
The T has to do something though, so he checks on Equality to see how he's doing. "Hey man, how are you doing?" "Not good- I just made one with Ariel...ARIEL, dude, from The Little Mermaid. I even added a bonus feature that involves Sebastian. He's a crab. Get it? Crabs? It was a flop. And don't even ask me about that threesome with Ursula!" "Listen Equality, you've got to do something to improve your situation. You need to start giving out less of those benefits I made you promise your people." "I already thought of that! They are threatening to sue and many of them have families and can barely make it as it is!" "Well in that case, you need to start putting more money aside for them out of your profits," The T suggested. "No, no, no! I can't afford it! I'm already having to lay off more people again next month!"
Meanwhile, a homeless man named manofmystery asks people for spare change while drinking Wild Irish Rose (he's not really in the story, but I didn't want him to feel left out or anything).
Equality looks at his failing empire. Just then, he sees a bunch of people sneaking over his gate. He doesn't speak their language, but finds out they make great cartoon porn. What's more, they are willing to work for less than what he is paying his other employees. Even better, they don't mind if he doesn't set aside money in case they lose their jobs! He can save his business (so long as he doctors his books)! Equality is happy. He asks the leader of this crew what his name is.
"They call me...Epigñosis!"
The End.
Based on a true story.
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I get the feeling that this story is an allegory of something. I'm thinking... the sinking of the lost continent of Atlantis?
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JJLehto
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Posted: November 08 2010 at 22:38 |
So Rob is an illegal Mexican? And how did I come to own this huge company!
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Epignosis
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 06:40 |
JJLehto wrote:
So Rob is an illegal Mexican?
And how did I come to own this huge company!
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You stole it from someone because it was for the greater good.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 07:33 |
JJLehto wrote:
First paycheck of the current job today. So happy I don't even mind the legal theft they have printed out so nicely for me!
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Contradiction. You mean tolerated theft.
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Blacksword
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 07:40 |
I need to ask some questions here, and I guess it's related to this thread topic, so doesn't warrant a thread of its own.
A week or so ago, I watched an Aaron Russo film called 'Freedom to Facism' (I think) where he claimed there was actually no law in the US that stated anyone had to pay income tax. The IRS had, in the past neverthelsss pursued legal proceedings on many who had refused to file a tax return. Russo also claimed that welfare, education and highway maintenance was paid for by local and state taxes, and that income tax purely funded the US military industrial complex (if I remember rightly)
Russo says he is a politcal activist and 'Libertarian' He claims there is no essential differenmce between the democrat party or the republican party, and that they both ultiamtely answer only to the global banks.
My questions are:
1) Do you think he is truly a 'libertarian'?
2) Has the definition of libertarian changed in the last 20 years or so?
3) To what extent is Russos world view shared in the US?
Sorry if this has been covered. I cant plough through over 240 pages of discussion. Maybe someone could summarise if it has been covered.
Edited by Blacksword - November 09 2010 at 07:41
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Epignosis
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 07:55 |
Well, he isn't anything now. He's been dead for over 3 years.
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Blacksword
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 08:02 |
Epignosis wrote:
Well, he isn't anything now. He's been dead for over 3 years.
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I know that. Any thoughts on my questions?
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Epignosis
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 08:11 |
Blacksword wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Well, he isn't anything now. He's been dead for over 3 years.
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I know that. Any thoughts on my questions? | I'm actually not all that familiar with him or his work. Based on what I've read, I would consider him a "soft" Libertarian. He espouses Libertarian ideals but wants these ideals implemented in a way that requires heavy involvement of a strong federal government.
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Padraic
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 09:05 |
Blacksword wrote:
I need to ask some questions here, and I guess it's related to this thread topic, so doesn't warrant a thread of its own.
A week or so ago, I watched an Aaron Russo film called 'Freedom to Facism' (I think) where he claimed there was actually no law in the US that stated anyone had to pay income tax. |
This would have been welcome news for Al Capone.
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Padraic
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 09:11 |
Blacksword wrote:
Russo also claimed that welfare, education and highway maintenance was paid for by local and state taxes, and that income tax purely funded the US military industrial complex (if I remember rightly)
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I'm not sure what all this means. There are federal programs for welfare, education, and highway maintenance. While it's true that local and state taxes are also used for these things, it's not like there is an absence of federal involvement, at least monetarily. Indeed, the feds often use highway funds as blackmail when a state doesn't want to do things their way - if I recall, they did this to establish a de facto national drinking age of 21: the states were ostensibly free to set drinking ages in their jurisdiction to whatever they want, but if it wasn't 21 they would be denied those federal dollars. This is one small, sad example of how our individual states have completely whored themselves out and have essentially relinquished their sovereignty.
Again, the wording might be a bit strange - the military is entirely funded by income tax revenue, but not all that revenue goes to the military, obviously.
Edited by Padraic - November 09 2010 at 09:12
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thellama73
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 09:15 |
I'm still waiting for someone to explain what the phrase "military industrial complex" means. It sounds like hippy jargonthat allows them to attack business and the military at the same time to me.
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 09:20 |
thellama73 wrote:
I'm still waiting for someone to explain what the phrase "military industrial complex" means. It sounds like hippy jargonthat allows them to attack business and the military at the same time to me.
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It was actually first coined by Eisenhower, during his Presidency, if I recall.
Ah, yes, according to wiki it was his farewell address after he left office, in 1961.
A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action, so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction... This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence — economic, political, even spiritual — is felt in every city, every statehouse, every office of the federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society. In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals so that security and liberty may prosper together.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 09:50 |
thellama73 wrote:
I'm still waiting for someone to explain what the phrase "military industrial complex" means. It sounds like hippy jargonthat allows them to attack business and the military at the same time to me.
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As Pat said, Eisenhower coined the term. It basically refers to the buddy buddy relationship which developed between defense firms and the US government post WWII since we would then have a standing army.
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thellama73
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 12:05 |
I always suspected Eisenhower was a secret hippy.
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Padraic
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 12:35 |
thellama73 wrote:
I always suspected Eisenhower was a secret hippy.
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must have been all that time he spent in france
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 13:04 |
Hey, if anybody's going to be selling cartoon porn, it should be ME. The record labels are part of the military industrial complex!
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 18:06 |
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 18:13 |
That's extremely disturbing to hear. But who ever said Libertarians don't flip flop? I would say that people with strong principles don't flip flop on those principles. This just proves that Rand Paul is not as principled as he led us to believe.
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 18:14 |
Epignosis wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Story time!
Once upon a time (let's just say 1932 in Wisconsin) Equality has made a deal with people in his business. They sell cartoon porn, by the way, just so you know. He is so sure cartoon porn will sell forever that he will set aside money for his employees, a little bit each pay period, in the event that there must be layoffs. Wait, no, I got that wrong- he isn't really that nice or optimistic- Equality is pretty damn mean- but this cat named The T told him he had no choice in the matter. Employees need to be protected in case something bad happens to the company they work for.
Well, consumers start needing to cut back on their cartoon porn budget as they begin losing their jobs. This means Equality is losing money and after a while, has no choice but to lay people off to keep his business afloat. So he just pays them out of the nice little nest egg The T has created for them.
Unfortunately, he has to lay off more and more workers because, goshdarnit, people just aren't into Jessica Rabbit like they used to be. After laying off 12% of his entire workforce, he realizes he has run out of money to pay these people the benefits he has promised.
So Equality calls The T. (The T is like Mr. T only without gold chains, a mohawk, and black skin. Also, something about Dream Theater.) Anyway, Equality asks The T if he can get a loan to pay for these benefits. The T grins (apparently there's gold in his mouth) real big, and says "Sure!" And just to show what a pal he is, The T says "By the way, this loan is interest free!"
Equality is thrilled! He makes cartoon porn for a couple months more (this time of the Spongebob variety), paying out benefits to people as he promised. But business doesn't pick up, so sadly, he must lay off Padraic and several more people. The loan from The T isn't going to last after all.
"No worries," Equality says to himself. "I'll take another loan from The T. I'm sure he won't mind." And The T didn't. He happily gave Equality the second loan to keep paying the benefits he promised to pay. Again, interest free.
Llama runs a huge foreign business. He needs some cash, and remembers that it's time for some of his borrowers to pay up. He contacts The T. (Okay, pretend Llama sits in a chair and you never see his face, but he has a big metallic claw and is stroking a cat). The T assures Llama that he can pay back the loan- after all, he's been paying the interest on the loan, hasn't he? Llama says, "Okay, but be sure to at least get me the interest for this quarter or it will be capitalized into the principal."
Grateful, The T gets a hold of JJLehto, an old college buddy who has a huge foreign company. "Hey man, can you hook me up?" "Sure man, but how much does it cost to send a condom in the mail?" "Not that," says The T. The T explains that he needs money. "Well I already sent you some loot Wednesday last year. I need that money back, cos my grandma's birthday is coming up!" "Look man, I can get it back to you- I'm good for it! But I need another loan." JJLehto, being a kind soul and thinking of the incredible interest he can reap, complies. The T sends Llama a check for the interest on his other loan.
The T has to do something though, so he checks on Equality to see how he's doing. "Hey man, how are you doing?" "Not good- I just made one with Ariel...ARIEL, dude, from The Little Mermaid. I even added a bonus feature that involves Sebastian. He's a crab. Get it? Crabs? It was a flop. And don't even ask me about that threesome with Ursula!" "Listen Equality, you've got to do something to improve your situation. You need to start giving out less of those benefits I made you promise your people." "I already thought of that! They are threatening to sue and many of them have families and can barely make it as it is!" "Well in that case, you need to start putting more money aside for them out of your profits," The T suggested. "No, no, no! I can't afford it! I'm already having to lay off more people again next month!"
Meanwhile, a homeless man named manofmystery asks people for spare change while drinking Wild Irish Rose (he's not really in the story, but I didn't want him to feel left out or anything).
Equality looks at his failing empire. Just then, he sees a bunch of people sneaking over his gate. He doesn't speak their language, but finds out they make great cartoon porn. What's more, they are willing to work for less than what he is paying his other employees. Even better, they don't mind if he doesn't set aside money in case they lose their jobs! He can save his business (so long as he doctors his books)! Equality is happy. He asks the leader of this crew what his name is.
"They call me...Epigñosis!"
The End.
Based on a true story.
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I get the feeling that this story is an allegory of something. I'm thinking... the sinking of the lost continent of Atlantis?
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Nope- I was just bored.
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So I am the big ugly government?
At least I got the big role... Poor Mom has to be brokenhearted right now...
This story, with its implicit anti-government, ani-regulation, anti-illegal-immigration meaning, wouldn't have a chance in my government, since censorship would be quite strict...
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Epignosis
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Posted: November 09 2010 at 18:22 |
The T wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Story time!
Once upon a time (let's just say 1932 in Wisconsin) Equality has made a deal with people in his business. They sell cartoon porn, by the way, just so you know. He is so sure cartoon porn will sell forever that he will set aside money for his employees, a little bit each pay period, in the event that there must be layoffs. Wait, no, I got that wrong- he isn't really that nice or optimistic- Equality is pretty damn mean- but this cat named The T told him he had no choice in the matter. Employees need to be protected in case something bad happens to the company they work for.
Well, consumers start needing to cut back on their cartoon porn budget as they begin losing their jobs. This means Equality is losing money and after a while, has no choice but to lay people off to keep his business afloat. So he just pays them out of the nice little nest egg The T has created for them.
Unfortunately, he has to lay off more and more workers because, goshdarnit, people just aren't into Jessica Rabbit like they used to be. After laying off 12% of his entire workforce, he realizes he has run out of money to pay these people the benefits he has promised.
So Equality calls The T. (The T is like Mr. T only without gold chains, a mohawk, and black skin. Also, something about Dream Theater.) Anyway, Equality asks The T if he can get a loan to pay for these benefits. The T grins (apparently there's gold in his mouth) real big, and says "Sure!" And just to show what a pal he is, The T says "By the way, this loan is interest free!"
Equality is thrilled! He makes cartoon porn for a couple months more (this time of the Spongebob variety), paying out benefits to people as he promised. But business doesn't pick up, so sadly, he must lay off Padraic and several more people. The loan from The T isn't going to last after all.
"No worries," Equality says to himself. "I'll take another loan from The T. I'm sure he won't mind." And The T didn't. He happily gave Equality the second loan to keep paying the benefits he promised to pay. Again, interest free.
Llama runs a huge foreign business. He needs some cash, and remembers that it's time for some of his borrowers to pay up. He contacts The T. (Okay, pretend Llama sits in a chair and you never see his face, but he has a big metallic claw and is stroking a cat). The T assures Llama that he can pay back the loan- after all, he's been paying the interest on the loan, hasn't he? Llama says, "Okay, but be sure to at least get me the interest for this quarter or it will be capitalized into the principal."
Grateful, The T gets a hold of JJLehto, an old college buddy who has a huge foreign company. "Hey man, can you hook me up?" "Sure man, but how much does it cost to send a condom in the mail?" "Not that," says The T. The T explains that he needs money. "Well I already sent you some loot Wednesday last year. I need that money back, cos my grandma's birthday is coming up!" "Look man, I can get it back to you- I'm good for it! But I need another loan." JJLehto, being a kind soul and thinking of the incredible interest he can reap, complies. The T sends Llama a check for the interest on his other loan.
The T has to do something though, so he checks on Equality to see how he's doing. "Hey man, how are you doing?" "Not good- I just made one with Ariel...ARIEL, dude, from The Little Mermaid. I even added a bonus feature that involves Sebastian. He's a crab. Get it? Crabs? It was a flop. And don't even ask me about that threesome with Ursula!" "Listen Equality, you've got to do something to improve your situation. You need to start giving out less of those benefits I made you promise your people." "I already thought of that! They are threatening to sue and many of them have families and can barely make it as it is!" "Well in that case, you need to start putting more money aside for them out of your profits," The T suggested. "No, no, no! I can't afford it! I'm already having to lay off more people again next month!"
Meanwhile, a homeless man named manofmystery asks people for spare change while drinking Wild Irish Rose (he's not really in the story, but I didn't want him to feel left out or anything).
Equality looks at his failing empire. Just then, he sees a bunch of people sneaking over his gate. He doesn't speak their language, but finds out they make great cartoon porn. What's more, they are willing to work for less than what he is paying his other employees. Even better, they don't mind if he doesn't set aside money in case they lose their jobs! He can save his business (so long as he doctors his books)! Equality is happy. He asks the leader of this crew what his name is.
"They call me...Epigñosis!"
The End.
Based on a true story.
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I get the feeling that this story is an allegory of something. I'm thinking... the sinking of the lost continent of Atlantis?
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Nope- I was just bored.
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So I am the big ugly government?
At least I got the big role... Poor Mom has to be brokenhearted right now...
This story, with its implicit anti-government, ani-regulation, anti-illegal-immigration meaning, wouldn't have a chance in my government, since censorship would be quite strict... | It doesn't have any of those meanings. It isn't anti-government, it isn't anti-regulation, and it certainly isn't anti-illegal immigration. Three strikes, you're out!
Your role was cast off the top of my head. I actually thought about changing it, but was too lazy to do so.
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