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Points: 22989 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 21:44
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Smacks Of Euphoric Hysteria - go. Rawks


That's stolen from a track title Wink
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Sniff, sniff, sniff.  Hmmm, more funky that fresh, but I'm game. LOL
Smacks Of Euphoric Hysteria - go. Rawks


Edited by Slartibartfast - November 01 2010 at 21:43
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Points: 22989 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 21:41
Awesome LOL
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LOLThat ones epic.
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 21:19
The evolution of a protoplanetary disk in the first 2 Gyr
 
The celestial foundry without any boundaries
The concept astounds me, affects me profoundly
2 gyr passing, no that's not babble
A gyr is gigayear, not some Indian cattle
Can your mind handle the matter, or does it just shatter
At the thought of this order of awe worthy data
Orbiting strata coalesce and compress
Ashes to astra, dust to planets, nothing less 
Particles colliding made the place where we're residing
You think the dark matter's hiding but its brilliance is blinding
Theories untestable but matter infintessimal
Becomes planetessimal, possibilites inestimable
Devolution inevitable, the solar system dissolves
The energy can't hold but continually evolves


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Points: 12294 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 18:59
Loek, err what?
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 15:49

/ban Sleepwalker
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 15:41
Yo Textbook man why are you stoppin'
I'd rather see you keeping up hip-hoppin'
I'd love to see you diss that elkboy Ben
cuz I know with no doubt that you can.
And guess what? He's a New-Zealander too
and all motherf**kers say so are you. 

WHAT WHAT YEAH
WHAT WHAT YEAH
WHAT YEAH! 
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oh oh
 

Sarah Palin and the presidency,

hockey mom and politics



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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 15:28
You are quite good.

But i hear it as rap in my head and I hate it
You write us a song and I berate it



I had more but I pressed back by mistake and lost it allAngry
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 15:07
Biblical battle rap, yay. Freestyling, so apologies if lame but I'm usually not too shabby at this.
 
I eat the bible
 
I manifest divine will, the rhymes will give your spine chills
Prior to this recital I have dined on a bible
Used to regurgitating verses but now I'm spitting out chapters
Reciting last rites over hearses of inadequate rappers
Of wack rappers I'm the nemesis, send them into exodus
Of dope rhymes I'm the genesis, others can't get next to this
Call me Leviticus with my law of what's lyrical
All of you are witnesses who saw my miracle
I don't do it by numbers, I know the way like deuteronomy
Liberating you dunces, and since you're new to autonomy
All ya'll have to follow me, except for wack MCs
You can't touch this, you little MC Macabees
All my disciples find my lyrics are vital
This is the song of songs, corrects you like Malachi will
People imitate my style, it's just like Ephesians
They are false idols, you shouldn't believe in them
Declaring my supremacy like the letter to Colossians
Those acknowledging my eminency would fill the colosseum
Which brings us to Romans, explanation that I am salvation
Lamentation awaits the nations that deny this revelation
Lay it down like Galatians, from on high inspired when I write this
Want to know how to worship me you need to read Titus
 
Alright, I can keep going but that's enough.... hope people can understand it ;)
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My comple inability to do any homework on time, if at all.
if you own a sodastream i hate you
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"Sheep drink the blood that came from masturbation"
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Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

well consider Will got banned from PA, I doubt he'll be rap battling you anytime soon


lol.

Texbook vs Willis on TC
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well consider Will got banned from PA, I doubt he'll be rap battling you anytime soon
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 02:14

Bring on all comers, nobody can match me

I'm so ill, AIDS is scared it will catch me.
 
(Apologies to Canibus from whom I stole that rhyme) ;)
 
I Eat The Bible coming soon btw...
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Points: 18016 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 02:09
I dunno, he's pretty ill
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Who's Willis? I bet he ain't the illest
Only time I see the illest is when I'm checking mirrors
 
And so on.
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 01:36
Originally posted by Triceratopsoil Triceratopsoil wrote:

you should rap-battle Willis


Oh hell yes
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you should rap-battle Willis
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