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Joined: October 10 2010
Location: Montana
Status: Offline
Points: 292
Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:00
Triceratopsoil wrote:
JJLehto wrote:
S~V~S wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Bea wrote:
so whatchya drinkin? :D
right now? nothing
Thats unacceptable~
Fine, now I'm drinking some A&A liqueur
better?
Bea wrote:
start here - do you have a flavor preference??? this is info I NEED to have.
I canno be a great bartender w/o knowing the tastes of my customers.
I'm a fan of Canadian and Irish whiskeys, India pale ales, some lagers, dark rum, white rum (to a lesser extent), and pretty much anything not real girly
As
the crowd of musicians dispersed after the previous lynch, Robert Fripp walked
towards his room in the basement where he decided he would play guitar for
a bit before searching for someone to silence. Not long after he entered the
room, he noticed an envelope appear under the crack of the closed door. He
put his guitar back on its stand, walked over, and read the enclosed letter. It was time.
He walked swiftly out of the room, leaving his possessions behind.
He
knew whom he wanted to find. But first, he figured, it would be better to take
care of his daily silencing. He ran into S~V~S
once again. “I left my guitar and amp in my usual practicing room. Why don’t
you watch it for me again? I’ll let you know when I return; I have something to
take care of. Thanks.” S~V~S complied.
--------
JJLehto was on his way
home. He had barely avoided being lynched just hours before and he couldn’t be
happier. He arrived home and noticed that there were large extension cords
surrounding the sides of his house. “I don’t remember those being there…”
He
cautiously walked up the front door of his home. He slowly turned the door
knob. “Is anyone in there?” He didn’t hear a response as he shut the door
behind him and made his way into the center of his living room. JJLehto shrugged. It was time to relax.
He decided to turn on his TV and play some video games. He found the remote and clicked "on", plugged in his Xbox 360 controller, and inserted the Halo: Reach disc. “Time
to pwn some n00bs” he declared. The screen loaded and he was excited to play
some matchmaking. However, he first checked his Xbox Live account and saw
that he had a new friend request! It was from a screenname called Fripp.Robert. He accepted it and
moments later he received a message from Robert Fripp: “How about we play a
custom game with a most noble wager?”
JJLehto was excited. He
was going to play Halo with Robert Fripp! Sounded like fun. He was confident in
his abilities so he agreed to play the game. Robert Fripp invited him to the
game and it was on a custom-created map. “This should be awesome.” As soon as
they started to play, JJLehto
noticed that there were weapons arranged on the floor of the map spelling out “Your game is over.” Assuming it was videogame trash talk, he searched for Fripp all
across the map until he eventually found him, but his assault rifle was no
match for Fripp’s battle rifle.
As
his elite character died on screen, JJLehto
felt a strange rumble in his controller. Immediately he felt an amazing jolt
throughout his body that was being transmitted through the Xbox 360 controller.
He dropped the controller, but it was too late. It was now apparent that he had
triggered some sort of trap devised within the security of his own home! He
witnessed previously invisible beams of light all around his living room
beginning to flash all sorts of colors while carrying deadly electric current. The jolts
increased in intensity with each second that passed. He couldn’t escape.
He
collapsed moments later. The screen on his TV read: GAME OVER.
--------
ThreeLittleBirds had been
missing in action from the last few day periods, and everyone was wondering where
she was. She was on her way to tell everyone what had been going on, but literally
ran into a hunchback maniac (or, rather, he ran into her) on the way there. “Sorry”
she said, but the man simply stared at her. Damo pulled a gun from underneath
his coat and quickly pulled the trigger. ThreeLittleBirds
had no time to react, her body sagging to the sidewalk beneath her.
--------
Maynard
James Keenan was out on a mission tonight for his team. He walked up to the
doors of the ProgArchives record store, knowing that his victim would still be
inside. He soon found The Truth
chatting with some of his friends in a room of the record store dubbed “The
Shred Room” by locals. “Why don’t you come with me? I have to show you
something important concerning recent catastrophes.” The Truth hesitated, but complied. “I’ll catch you guys later!”
Storm
clouds began to form outside as the weather took a notable turn for the worse. “How
much longer until we get there?”, asked The
Truth, “My feet are sore.” Eventually they arrived at an open field with
one lone tree sitting in the barren landscape. Maynard made his way to the tree
and his companion followed. Suddenly, Maynard let out a huge BREE that knocked The Truth over to the ground. Maynard
took some rope that he found lying on the ground near the tree and tied The Truth to the tree as the storm
raged. “Burn in hell, parasite!” exclaimed Maynard as he confidently walked
away.
A
mighty sound roared from the heavens above as lightning struck the tree.
--------
JJLehto was killed by Robert Fripp.
ThreeLittleBirds was killed by Damo Suzuki.
The Truth was killed by Maynard James Keenan.
S~V~S has been silenced.
There were no missing PMs.
You have 48 hours to lynch someone.
Well remember how I said when I tried to grow a full beard it was disgusting? When I did shave I left the goatee. It's awesome looking and is a lil reminder of how sad a man I am!
Joined: October 10 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 260
Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:22
Triceratopsoil wrote:
JJLehto wrote:
S~V~S wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Bea wrote:
so whatchya drinkin? :D
right now? nothing
Thats unacceptable~
Fine, now I'm drinking some A&A liqueur
better?
Bea wrote:
start here - do you have a flavor preference??? this is info I NEED to have.
I canno be a great bartender w/o knowing the tastes of my customers.
I'm a fan of Canadian and Irish whiskeys, India pale ales, some lagers, dark rum, white rum (to a lesser extent), and pretty much anything not real girly
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Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
Posted: October 25 2010 at 00:23
8-bit version of the song?
That was an eventful night. I'll have to read over everything again tomorrow, but now I absolutely need to go to bed so I can wake up early tomorrow. Stupid German homework/astro paper that needs read...
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