SR XXV: I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

One of my friend is a hipster, he's got the carefully cultivated 3-day beard, the black (broken, of course) glasses, the tight vintage plaid shirt, the Converses with holes in them, the wool "man" purse, the stupid and dusty brown fedora... opinions on everything. I try not to make fun of him, he's nice anyway. And he kinda works in the music industry, so he's always got great music suggestion 

Other women have told me he's a great "kisser" (euphemism here) too...

Best hipster example I saw

He left Chipotle (big surprise....)
Had the tightest Jeans possible, tight ironic t-shirt, boots, half his hair was normal and the other half was sticking straight out to the side, then he put on a scarf.
It was also not cold outside.

A Person wrote: James wrote: I've come up with the most terrible idea known to humankind. A Dracula film based on Magma.  So instead of hating crosses, they hate Magma pendants.  They also hate any music by Magma.  I haven't decided how to ultimately kill them yet though. And the head vampire would be called Vlad Collinus.  The Van Helsing character would be Christian Van Der. The Vampires would be Vompires and would all be soft-core chick-lit writers. It's at least music video worthy.

No.  This will be a full-blown Hammer Horror-esque film.

James wrote: A Person wrote: Oh, there was this one hipster at school, but he was made fun of for being gay, not a hipster. I've just remembered. He'd be Emo then.

He was nothing like the emo kids, and he dressed far better.

A Person wrote: Oh, there was this one hipster at school, but he was made fun of for being gay, not a hipster. I've just remembered.

Things like that tend to happen as population density dwindles.

Yes but boy emos do the gay kissing thing.

Maybe he's an Emo Hipster.  Now known as a Hempster.

Do hipsters include those guys who wear check shirts?  I see guys wearing check shirts far too often and it annoys me a lot.

I saw a good one the other day.  He had black-and-white plastic-rimmed sunglasses with a black and white checker print, a matching black and white checker shirt, Converse high-tops, tidily-unkepmt hair, skinny jeans with ripped belt loops, a sidebag with a bunch of indie band patches sewn into it, and these weird glove things that looked like he took the upper part of a tube suck, cut off the foot part and a thumbhole, so that all his fingers stuck out through but they covered a good three inches on his wrist.

I don't think I have any hipster friends and neither do I really know any.