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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:49
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Put them on paper, so later someone can find them and publish them and then you will be famous and your work will be taught everywhere and it will be awesome.


fuk dat I want da money and da hoz Cool

I hope the hos don't mind that your AC is broken.


dem bitchez gon fan me Cool
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:50
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

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Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

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Put them on paper, so later someone can find them and publish them and then you will be famous and your work will be taught everywhere and it will be awesome.


fuk dat I want da money and da hoz Cool

I hope the hos don't mind that your AC is broken.


dem bitchez gon fan me Cool

The heat is making poor Rob delusional.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:50
Yes someone's wife is reading this post.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:51
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I meant I prefer to try and write short stories.  I could never do a full-fledged novel.


I prefer writing novels because I'm not talented enough to be subtle and get everything out there in 10 pages (like Salinger or Joyce were).

90% of the short stories I read are complete sh*t.  Absolutely pointless, and I mean that.  Short story writing is a dying art- it is very difficult to do, I think.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:52
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Yes someone's wife is reading this post.


Someone's wife is in bed because she ran a yard sale today.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:52
Poe is still my favorite short story writer.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:53
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

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I meant I prefer to try and write short stories.  I could never do a full-fledged novel.


I prefer writing novels because I'm not talented enough to be subtle and get everything out there in 10 pages (like Salinger or Joyce were).

90% of the short stories I read are complete sh*t.  Absolutely pointless, and I mean that.  Short story writing is a dying art- it is very difficult to do, I think.

Indeed it is rather tough to do a short story.  There are some absolutely fantastic ones out there though that just nail the subtlety and the balance of exposé and plot.
And the tough part is the short part.  Like I said, it took me 35 pages to finish my short story.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:54
I really enjoy some of the short stories by Philip K. Dick.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:57
I'm also trying to think back to my short stories class last semester, and to what short stories we read.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:58
"Counterparts" by James Joyce is one of my favorite short stories.  It's one of the lesser talked about stories in Dubliners.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 21:59
Joyce was always very hard for me to read, probably because the guy makes up his own f*cking words, but admittedly I haven't read Dubliners.

Haruki Murakami is another phenomenal modern short story writer.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:00
I haven't read anything in a long time.

Why did you listen to all the tracks on Beacons twice, Kevin?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:01
Three times, actually.  I've listened to it three times on my iPod since I last plugged it in and that's how it scrobbles from your iPod, by track, not by recent listen, I'm pretty sure.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:02
Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

Joyce was always very hard for me to read, probably because the guy makes up his own f*cking words, but admittedly I haven't read Dubliners.

Haruki Murakami is another phenomenal modern short story writer.


Joyce's short stories are far superior to his driveling, meandering novels.  Dubliners has a few running themes throughout that really show what a genius Joyce was at short stories. 

He also had a thing for his wife's farts.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:02
oops, I meant three times, I have no idea why I said twice.


I have an overdue library book I never read sitting on the desk. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:05
I haven't read anything since I finished Dune a month or so ago.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:05
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

Joyce was always very hard for me to read, probably because the guy makes up his own f*cking words, but admittedly I haven't read Dubliners.

Haruki Murakami is another phenomenal modern short story writer.


Joyce's short stories are far superior to his driveling, meandering novels.  Dubliners has a few running themes throughout that really show what a genius Joyce was at short stories. 

He also had a thing for his wife's farts.


I have read that before, maybe in a Cracked article?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:05
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I haven't read anything since I finished Dune a month or so ago.

The book in front of me is Children of Dune.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:06
I'm reading Paul Of Dune, although it's kinda sh*tty compared to Dune/Children Of Dune.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2010 at 22:07
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

Joyce was always very hard for me to read, probably because the guy makes up his own f*cking words, but admittedly I haven't read Dubliners.

Haruki Murakami is another phenomenal modern short story writer.


Joyce's short stories are far superior to his driveling, meandering novels.  Dubliners has a few running themes throughout that really show what a genius Joyce was at short stories. 

He also had a thing for his wife's farts.


I have read that before, maybe in a Cracked article?


Knowing Cracked, I wouldn't be surprised.
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