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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 17:02 |
Apple cider is decieving in name. In fact, it is only 6% apples and 14% cider.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 04:08 |
coapi...
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65457
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 03:33 |
For the discerning crack fiend.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 03:15 |
CARL GIMME DAT WAH WAH!!!
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65457
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 02:42 |
She performed an unnatural act known as the 'Muddy Bunny'.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 18 2010 at 00:08 |
Foreceps...
...gauze...
...rubber chicken...
...anvil...
...football shaped clock...
...jesus fish...
...bucket...
...body bag.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65457
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 23:43 |
A ring-a-ding-dong, a ring-a-ding-ding.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 15:39 |
13 chickens make a meal for the king.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 01:31 |
Yeah, that's what I sedge.
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Vompatti
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VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67428
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 01:30 |
It's not easy to write a book of poems with a coffee cup tied to your hand.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 17 2010 at 00:24 |
Wouldn't that depend on which side was on fire?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65457
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 22:31 |
Did you say anoint you or annoy you?
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 22:16 |
I held it in my hand.
It was tickling me.
So I destroyed it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Anonamoose52
Forum Groupie
Joined: July 15 2010
Location: USA
Status: Offline
Points: 67
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 20:47 |
"My camera has suddenly become sentient and began taking pictures of gardening equipment. Is that normal Dr.?"
"Sir.....this is Mcdonald's......"
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65457
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 20:16 |
Bifurcate this.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 18:01 |
They dug deep inside the anus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 17:18 |
If there's a Lion King 3 and not a Jungle Book 3, then the savannah is overrated and the jungle is underrated.
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NecronCommander
Special Collaborator
Prog Metal Team
Joined: September 17 2009
Location: Madison, WI
Status: Offline
Points: 16122
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 17:04 |
Oh no, someone ate spaghetti in the shower again.
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 16:48 |
Pop pop pop pop
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Anonamoose52
Forum Groupie
Joined: July 15 2010
Location: USA
Status: Offline
Points: 67
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Posted: September 16 2010 at 14:01 |
Purple Pickle Pumpkins Prepare Proper Proposals Per Prose?
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