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tuxon

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Posted: September 11 2010 at 13:22

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT

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Posted: September 11 2010 at 13:24

Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

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Posted: September 11 2010 at 13:29

Why do beach combers never get hungry? Because of all the sand which is there!

(sound it out)

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Posted: September 11 2010 at 18:16

What do you get if a piano falls down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

(Jon Anderson on the live Yes Acoustic DVD)

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Posted: September 11 2010 at 18:34

CPicard wrote:

- My dog has no nose.
- How does he smell?
- Awful.

''Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.''

- Albert Camus

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Posted: September 12 2010 at 06:30

zappaholic wrote:

Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.

paganinio

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Posted: September 12 2010 at 10:19

finally i know why Wish You Were Here is a timeless album
... because it doesn't have the song "Time" on it.

I started a new thread for this joke because I didn't see this thread........

tuxon

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Posted: September 12 2010 at 16:23

The Runaway wrote:

zappaholic wrote:

Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Show me the humor and I will laugh.

any way.

a boy walks into a bar. he didn't listen to all the guys shouting "watch out you are walking into a bar". so he had a percusion, and a terrible headache to accompagny it. but the butterfly said to him thank you very much. and than the boy was still very grateful that although he had a serious enjury at least he did something to make a bug be gratefull to him.

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presdoug

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Posted: September 12 2010 at 18:40

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!

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Posted: September 12 2010 at 19:10

tuxon wrote:

The Runaway wrote:

zappaholic wrote:

Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Show me the humor and I will laugh.

Not a Monty Python fan, I take it?

/it's from the Killer Joke sketch

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

presdoug

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Posted: September 12 2010 at 21:40

A dyslexic agnostic asks himself- Is there a dog?

what do you get when you drop a grand piano on top of an army base?
A flat major

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Posted: September 12 2010 at 22:20

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Posted: September 13 2010 at 02:24

presdoug wrote:

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Drinks 5 or 6 beers and goes back to his car and drives home. On his way home he crashes his car into a truck and dies. Don't drink and drive...

Oh! Oops, wrong thread LOL

Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.

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Posted: September 13 2010 at 20:25

How many militant feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and there's nothing funny about it!

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

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Posted: September 13 2010 at 22:16

Falx wrote:

Spotted on Miss Cellania's blog today...

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Posted: September 16 2010 at 18:20

I met a genie who would grant me one wish

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats grow some balls!"

"You crafty b*****d," said the genie.

Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

presdoug

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Posted: September 17 2010 at 09:46

Did you hear about the prostitute that joined the military?

She assumed a new position

Edited by presdoug - September 17 2010 at 09:49

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Posted: September 17 2010 at 10:48

Army Intelligence

New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

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Posted: September 22 2010 at 07:18

2 elephants fell off a cliff

BOOM BOOM!

Luna

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Posted: September 22 2010 at 07:25

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
12.
1 to change it, 11 to say "The first lightbulb was better!"

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