2004 Presidential Election Poll

Reed Lover wrote: Not that kind of Bush!

I don't like my bush bushy. 

^ No, Rainbo, it'll just grow back:Yank it out by the roots! Hack it down! Douse it with Agent Orange! Blast it with napalm!

Smells like VICTORY!

My last election thoughts, in the style of Larry King, with irrelevant hyperlinks.

Now I'm picturing...John Kerry, head bowed under the streetlights, walking away from the camera while Abba's "The Winner Takes it All" plays. Edwards, like Ratso Rizzo to Kerry's Midnight Cowboy, begs to let him stay at his place for a few weeks (see, not only isn't he going to be VP, he lost his senate position as well...)

If 52% is good enough, I have some college exams I need re-examined.

Every democrat in the US now understands the meaning of coitus interruptus.

Meanwhile, Ralph Nader is entreated by hordes of ex-followers exclaiming "no, really, Kerry meant nothing to me...it was just a one-night stand."

If I was playing the stock market, I'd put some money into pork rinds right about now. Between the Atkins diet and the obvious influence of the southern and midwestern states, I'm sure pork rinds are a wise investment.

Long-term blow for democrats: not only didn't Kerry win, but the next presidential race will probably feature Hilary Clinton. Maybe the dems should just disband and pursue solo careers.

In other news, eleven states voted to ban same-sex marriages (in what some reports is called a "coast-to-coast mandate"...I must have missed the part where those other 39 states went offshore). In more encouraging news, those same 11 states have no plans to ban getting drunk and sodomizing cows.

The "Anybody but Bush" folks were willing to have anyone but Bush elected. Think about it...against everyone who wasn't Bush, Bush still won. What are the odds?

Well, I'm off to buy lottery tickets. All I need is a majority of the numbers, right?

Garion81 wrote: Reed Lover wrote: Not that kind of Bush!   I don't like my bush bushy.

I like Kate Bush!

Reed Lover wrote: Bush poised to claim second term President Bush is expected to make a statement later President George W Bush looks set to declare victory in the US election, but his Democratic challenger John Kerry has yet to concede. The result hinges on the state of Ohio, which carries the crucial 20 Electoral College votes needed for victory. The White House says Mr Bush has a "statistically insurmountable lead", but the Democrats say a large number of ballots remain uncounted. The president is expected to make a statement in the next few hours. You let us down you bad boys and girls! Let the blood flow,let the blood flow......

Americans are so stupid...aren't we?

BillBoh1971 wrote: This is a message i'm gonna post on many forums (some of them i may be banned from, but i don't care). I don't wanna insult any forum member personally though. I wanna congratulate all the perverts who voted for GW Bush yesterday. Normally i tend to respect every outcome in every election of every country, but this time i wanna make an exception. Next time innocents will die in a terrorist attack (and i'm scared to death there WILL be a next one now), those perverted cowards (yes, the Bush voters - ALL of them) will have blood on their hands too as they are partly responsible for the situation. From now on the whole world will hate the USA even more... (sorry for this post, i just wanna confront people with what they did - although i don't think there are many Bushfans in here - at least, i hope so)

Bush Bad!!...Agreed!!

Reed Lover wrote: 114BUDG wrote: Reed Lover wrote: Bush poised to claim second term President Bush is expected to make a statement later President George W Bush looks set to declare victory in the US election, but his Democratic challenger John Kerry has yet to concede. The result hinges on the state of Ohio, which carries the crucial 20 Electoral College votes needed for victory. The White House says Mr Bush has a "statistically insurmountable lead", but the Democrats say a large number of ballots remain uncounted. The president is expected to make a statement in the next few hours. You let us down you bad boys and girls! Let the blood flow,let the blood flow...... Americans are so stupid...aren't we? Wow on to our 3rd personality now Greg! You cant hide behind an anagram and my avatar boy!

My name is Gerg...who's Greg?  Horray for Bush

Gerg:This is Father Reed, I wish to speak to the entity who calls himself Greg:

Greg F**k Off!

no really...eff off the big game (Football Man Utd v Prague) is on Satellite now. Going to watch whilst we still have satellites.