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JJLehto

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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550

Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:16

Vompatti wrote:

lolwut, i'm nut a rapper
but i'm a-gonna post here anyway
before going to the crapper.

Tear to my eye man
That was the poetry of the street right thurr
Cry

*tears of joy*

Vompatti

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Posted: August 20 2010 at 02:12

lolwut, i'm nut a rapper
but i'm a-gonna post here anyway
before going to the crapper.

JJLehto

Prog Reviewer

Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550

Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:45

Damn! Some of us proggers can throw down some serious rap

Easy Money View Drop Down

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Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:40

JJLehto wrote:

We have a challenge from beyond the grave.It's on like Tupac now I guess...<div id="message">

To Easy Money: Check it.

<div ="bbcode">I don’t hold back ‘cause I’m ultraviolent
Add some months to my absence and see if I’m silent
You better calm down or there’s going to be stabbin’
All I ever asked was for you to stop fappin’

Confusion will be your epitaph
You get a shower while you’re taking a shower
Yeah, that’s a bloodbath
I got no limits in the way I torture
You forfeit the game and I’ll scorch ya
I dare you to step to this layer of insanity
The kind that makes you cringe at humanity
sh*t, your rhymes are pathetic
I told the world to f**k you ‘cause I felt sympathetic
I don’t have to be a rapper to kill your whack style
You saw 8 Mile awhile ago
Was it worthwhile? My flow is still better fo’ sho

You banned me out of fear that I would kill your career
But don’t you know you can’t interfere, ‘cause I can reappear
Doper than ever before, you can’t compete
Your rhymes are incomplete, indeed I proceed
To exceed the limits of your speed limit
Without any flow, you can’t touch this battleship
‘Cause I’m just the MC Generator
I can kill your whack lyrics with my very own translator
I’ve got bodies in piles dial 911, son
That’s anyone and everyone, you bitches gettin’ undone
I’m the parasite at 22 Fahrenheit
And with that I bid you niggas all good night

Love, CinemaZebra

Bloodbath    don't make me laugh
there'll be no shower cos the power in the hour will be mine to glower
your battleship will slip     your slurping sheep dip
then you trip   cos my rhymes will strip your flesh like a whip
you die like a blood before a crip
confusion or concussion
there's never no discussion
your name is on the epitaph
I wrote the lines    they make me laugh

horsewithteeth11 View Drop Down

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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
Status: Offline
Points: 24598

Posted: August 20 2010 at 01:03

Wow. Someone threw the hammer down. Thumbs Up

The Monodrone View Drop Down

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Joined: March 21 2010
Location: Indiana, USA
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Points: 4489

Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:59

JJLehto wrote:

We have a challenge from beyond the grave.
It's on like Tupac now I guess...

To Easy Money: Check it.

I don’t hold back ‘cause I’m ultraviolent
Add some months to my absence and see if I’m silent
You better calm down or there’s going to be stabbin’
All I ever asked was for you to stop fappin’

Confusion will be your epitaph
You get a shower while you’re taking a shower
Yeah, that’s a bloodbath
I got no limits in the way I torture
You forfeit the game and I’ll scorch ya
I dare you to step to this layer of insanity
The kind that makes you cringe at humanity
sh*t, your rhymes are pathetic
I told the world to f**k you ‘cause I felt sympathetic
I don’t have to be a rapper to kill your whack style
You saw 8 Mile awhile ago
Was it worthwhile? My flow is still better fo’ sho

You banned me out of fear that I would kill your career
But don’t you know you can’t interfere, ‘cause I can reappear
Doper than ever before, you can’t compete
Your rhymes are incomplete, indeed I proceed
To exceed the limits of your speed limit
Without any flow, you can’t touch this battleship
‘Cause I’m just the MC Generator
I can kill your whack lyrics with my very own translator
I’ve got bodies in piles dial 911, son
That’s anyone and everyone, you bitches gettin’ undone
I’m the parasite at 22 Fahrenheit
And with that I bid you niggas all good night

Love, CinemaZebra

If you're reading this Zebra: Clap

JJLehto

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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:56

We have a challenge from beyond the grave.
It's on like Tupac now I guess...

To Easy Money: Check it.

JJLehto

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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550

Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:37

Triceratopsoil wrote:

Easy Money wrote:

That was all kind of weird, I guess he wanted to get kicked off, .

he said PA was eating too much of his time

in fact, he plans on getting banned again if you let him come back

Spoiling all the future fun Colin

Triceratopsoil View Drop Down

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Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:20

Easy Money wrote:

That was all kind of weird, I guess he wanted to get kicked off, .

he said PA was eating too much of his time

in fact, he plans on getting banned again if you let him come back

Easy Money View Drop Down

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Posted: August 20 2010 at 00:04

SaltyJon wrote:

Every time I'm tryin' to write a good prog songIt turns into a funk jam that's nothing but too longNothin' good like Magma or Caravan or CanI guess you'd say my music isn't even in the frying panClearly I'm not a rapper and this isn't much delightBut what can I say, it's that kind of day, and I don't wanna fight

prog songs too long put down the bong
can couldn't but caravan can
magma beats yo mama with a bass soon leaving trauma for the germans digging drama and your funk jam aint no jahma

Edited by Easy Money - August 20 2010 at 00:09

JJLehto

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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:32

SaltyJon wrote:

Every time I'm tryin' to write a good prog song
It turns into a funk jam that's nothing but too long
Nothin' good like Magma or Caravan or Can
I guess you'd say my music isn't even in the frying pan
Clearly I'm not a rapper and this isn't much delight
But what can I say, it's that kind of day, and I don't wanna fight

AH SNAP!

JJLehto

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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:31

Professionally? Oh my no.
Not even gigs, I am amateur to the max. Only been playing for a year anyway.

Drummer by nature.

SaltyJon

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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:29

Every time I'm tryin' to write a good prog song
It turns into a funk jam that's nothing but too long
Nothin' good like Magma or Caravan or Can
I guess you'd say my music isn't even in the frying pan
Clearly I'm not a rapper and this isn't much delight
But what can I say, it's that kind of day, and I don't wanna fight

Easy Money View Drop Down

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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:29

You play guitar? Play in bands professionally or anything?
Or do any gigs? If so where?

JJLehto

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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550

Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:27

If you really want, I'll get you his rap rebuttal don't worry Wink

Rap isn't my thing man. If you want to do a technical/brutal metal riff contest then it's on

Easy Money View Drop Down

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Posted: August 19 2010 at 23:25

^ Unfortunately he probably isn't coming back soon, thats too bad, I didn't know he liked to battle.
That was all kind of weird, I guess he wanted to get kicked off, some sort of blue suicide kind of thing. I've never had to kick anyone off before except spammers and a couple all-out racists.

Anyway, anyone want to battle? Where's text? Anyone else?

P.S. I think text writes better rhymes, I'm kind of out of practice on this.

JJLehto

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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: August 19 2010 at 21:28

If all parties would be cool and calm...I think we need to suggest a rap battle between easy money and Zebra Wink

After all, these rap feuds get heated. Wouldn't want a stabbing to happen.

Edited by JJLehto - August 19 2010 at 21:31

JROCHA