The worst time to sneeze

One which isn't in the poll is:

"When you have a really snotty cold (and I'm talking about the sort of snotty cold where your lungs are like a blocked sink in a toffee factory) & you are in a room full of your relatives, where said sneeze catches you completely by surprise and without hankerchief"

One word:

Splat!

Being a woman I have no problems of sneezing while peeing, and you men would not either if you sat down for it.

I voted for "While walking on a tightrope". My brother , who is ten years older than I am, had a collection of "Famous Last Words" pictures he had collected in the early 70s, when my family lived in Nottingham and Leeds; he says they were quite a fashion then amongst kids. One of them was an "Oh, I am going to sneeze" picture of a man on a tightrope. Others I remember were "Yippie, eggs for tea" from a man who found an eagle's nest or "It's kind a dark suddenly" from a worm above which a descending foot hovered.


Edited by BaldFriede - August 05 2010 at 05:47

Sneezing while riding a motercycle at speed wearing a full-face crash helmet.

While pissing.. yes... that's a total mess... but many of the list seems very dangerous if it happen to me... but funny if I can see somebody else in that situation...

You know what I hate?  When a sneeze is coming on and you really feel like you need to and it doesn't go off (ah, ah, ah ,ah, no choo) .

BaldFriede wrote: Being a woman I have no problems of sneezing while peeing, and you men would not either if you sat down for it.

Not to mention you (guys and gals) can take the opportunity do certain internal exercises (hint they begin with a "K")...


Edited by Slartibartfast - August 05 2010 at 22:17

While shaving...Believe me, once had a sudden sneeze when using one of those four blade machines.

Edited by Ivan_Melgar_M - August 05 2010 at 23:23

Voted for the first option, but any time when a large amount of snot is released and I don't have the opportunity to grab a hankie can be defined as the worst time to sneeze.

Triceratopsoil wrote: JJLehto wrote: But the worst is when Im impersonating Karl Marx. its so embarrassing and really just ruins the whole thing Yeah, that's what I thought too

ah, little do you know of the biography of Marx. he suffered from heavy colds regularly

Dean wrote: Sneezing while riding a motercycle at speed wearing a full-face crash helmet.     I've done that. It's not big, it's not clever and it certainly ain't pretty.

Oh yes - been there, done that, seen... well, you don't want to know what I saw

Snow Dog wrote: Jim Garten wrote: BaldJean wrote: Jim Garten wrote: Not to mention "what the hell was that?" (the mayor of Hiroshima). Sorry, I know it's sick, but always makes me giggle... my bad A scientific comment: The major of Hiroshima would not have had time to utter this. The heat wave travels at light speed; only the air pressure wave that makes the houses collapse travels at a slower speed. Don't you hate it when people analyse your jokes? That said - just realised it's the 65th anniversary today, so apologies for insensitivity It's probablly a little bit less than light speed and decelerating all the time.

but fast enough to not give the mayor any time for reaction