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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 20:09
Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Ease the beard on slowly. If you hit us with all at once the world may explode

And OK, this is what I can contribute:
Drums
Guitar (new, not too good, used to playing metal rhythm guitar/bizzare solos) just so ya know

Don't worry about what you're used to playing - I play mostly randomly improvised stuff that generally turns into semi-mediocre attempts to play Magma or funk bass. LOL


LOL Well good!
I've jammed a few times with friends and yeah, I actually can lay down some good metal riffs/rhythm's but Im not actually "good" enough to play lead. I an contribute some riffs though if needed.
We shall need some funk bass IMO
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 20:15
Alitare - Piano; Keyboards; vocals; lyrics; sax (When I can get one); harmonica
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 20:21
I can play slap bass a bit but I'd need to grab my brother's fretted bass.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 20:43
Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

I can play slap bass a bit but I'd need to grab my brother's fretted bass.

I can cover slap on my 6-string if needed. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 20:48
That'd be preferable, Jon, since my slapping and popping isn't too great in the first place. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 20:49
Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

That'd be preferable, Jon, since my slapping and popping isn't too great in the first place. LOL

Mine's a bit out of practice, but it still works. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 20:53
Clutch - electric and acoustic guitar
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 20:59
Got everything so far.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:00
I guess you should add vocals to mine too, but someone else will have to write lyrics for me most likely
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:01
Let's get ahold of Pete Sinfield, he'll help. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:02
Yes, thank God we have Alitare to write some pseudo-poetry.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:12
Oh, and I forgot my advice to anyone without any recording equipment: if you crank up the volume, headphones are almost as good as a real mike. A famous black metal album by Burzum or somebody was recorded in studio through headphones and an old boombox.
if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:15
Thanks for the tip Henry.  I've been having trouble getting clarity out of my low-range notes on my crappy travel amp, so I'll give the headphones a shot.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:23
That was pretty fun, apart from pulling my computer out to see. LOL


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:27
A poetry to see if you folks think I'm up to snuff. I CAN write on any topic, so bear with me.

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Or-pha-nage fenc-es line the street

The doors are cold to all they greet

And mom-my's gone in grim defeat

To recite her passion play

While all the kid-dies spell re-pent

They read the new-est test-a-ment

It's in the mail, dis-guised as rent

And there's no one who could pay



It's all just like what Jesus said

That which is small is surely dead

Unless you drown this whine with bred

So the Devil takes his leave

The hooker's gone in slumber, splayed

This prostitute leads the parade

Maternally, she's made the grade

But the widows, still they grieve



For their lost son, who's off to war

For-sa-ken brood-mare mush-room spore

And yet they're rot-ten to the core

To let children play with forks

In-stead of draw-ing hop-scotch squares

They're snip-ing sand-dune grizz-ly bears

Sell-ing their hate, but buy-ing prayers

When a prayer just ne-ver works


If not for false mor-al-i-ty
The daugh-ter dock would drift to sea
And all the world would simp-ly be
A chill-ing-ly lone-some cage

When po-lice wives have got their fill
the piper, pied, comes with his bill
The legend legion drops the quill
To scribble out each blank page


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:29
Sounds Tom Waits-ish. I likes.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:31
Actually, Tom Waits inspires a lot of my poetry. That one, however, was primarily influenced by This Vicious Cabaret, from V for Vendetta.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:34
Very nice, very nice.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:54
I can write short lyrics, usually best spoken rather than sung/growled.

- Sun be gone/you are not here to stay/shun the light/turn it away...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 21:57
So, how should those long poetic passages be sung?  Growled poetry, maudlin of the Well style?  Or simply read?
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