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horsewithteeth11 
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 Posted: July 26 2010 at 21:03 |
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I'm close enough to Cincinnati that I'm culturally part of Ohio more than I am in Kentucky.
Speaking of which, did you know Kentucky is a great place to pick up chicks at family reunions?
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 21:07 |
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HEY OH!
So, you guys hear about the Polish helicopter that crashed?
It was tragic, many innocent lives lost.
You see that ad in the newspaper for the French Rifle?
It was in great condition and they had a pretty fair price up.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
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Posted: July 28 2010 at 09:44 |
Pooh
those last jokes smell worse than yesterdays diapers
I have a joke
Star Trek 5
I have another
Alien Vs Predator
I have another
Sunn O)))
thats all folks
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CinemaZebra
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Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
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Posted: July 28 2010 at 11:39 |
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Want to hear the fastest told joke of all time?
Want to hear it again?
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presdoug
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Location: Canada
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Posted: July 28 2010 at 14:41 |
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what do a hooker and a navy ship both need alot of?
alot of seamen
what is the highest state in the US?
Ohio
you know what they say about Hitler?
the fewer the better
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presdoug
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Posted: July 28 2010 at 14:44 |
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Heil Schicklegruber
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 28 2010 at 15:19 |
 CinemaZebra wrote:
Want to hear the fastest told joke of all time?
Want to hear it again?
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 well played
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 28 2010 at 15:25 |
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presdoug
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 11:05 |
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who was the first governor of Kentucky?
Ken Tucky
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 11:13 |
presdoug wrote:
who was the first governor of Kentucky?
Ken Tucky
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So who was Nan Tucket then?
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What?
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 11:22 |
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What's the capital of France?
F
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 11:34 |
presdoug wrote:
what do a hooker and a navy ship both need alot of?
alot of seamen
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A related joke that only works when spoken: What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine.
Edited by Slartibartfast - July 29 2010 at 12:54
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 12:38 |
Jim Garten wrote:
What's the capital of France?
F |
oh youuuuuuuuuu How many polish people does it take to screw in a light bub? One. Just one. Why anything else? Sheesh
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 12:54 |
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What is the favorite Jewish wine?
I want to go to Miami.
Another one that really has to be spoken to work.
Edited by Slartibartfast - July 29 2010 at 12:54
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 13:04 |
Why are all Italian guys names Tony. Because thats where they are going! (ToNY) *didnt figure it out for a while actually*
Edited by JJLehto - July 29 2010 at 13:04
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UndercoverBoy
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 13:44 |
JJLehto wrote:
Why are all Italian guys names Tony.
Because thats where they are going!
(ToNY)
*didnt figure it out for a while actually*
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That was so bad, I actually laughed a little bit.
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 13:52 |
That is the intent 
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 14:00 |
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I've seen three penises in my life, and only two were mine.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 14:33 |
Normal for me, I got 7. And 5 vagina's Dont even ask how many kidneys I have ......was that a joke? 
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presdoug
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 22:03 |
Slartibartfast wrote:
What is the favorite Jewish wine?
I want to go to Miami.
Another one that really has to be spoken to work.
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That one gave me a good chuckle 
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