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CPicard 
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Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
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 Posted: July 29 2010 at 18:05 |
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Just falling asleep again.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 18:00 |
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CHRISTWAGONS!
MWH make you 20,000th post in the intelligent thread, I have a gift
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 17:59 |
Interesting early results. I expected tripping over various animals, eating a sandwich, and licking microwaves to be in the lead. (Because really, when I think prog...I think of licking microwaves...or any small kitchen appliance really)
However, I must vote get naked. Perferrably when combined with one or six of the other choices.
And thank god someone knew that conversion, cause lord knows thats one part of being American I adhere to strongly. 
Finally, Mr. Ro...Asian histroy can be just as exciting as european history. And it seems you have at least two pages already for that essay....remember 831.7 words or more!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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harmonium.ro
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: August 18 2008
Location: Anna Calvi
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 17:15 |
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Dean
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Joined: May 13 2007
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 17:15 |
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^^ 43.5 kg
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Dean
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Joined: May 13 2007
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 17:13 |
I invariably trip over the cat, though the idea of stealing Vompatti's works of art appeals to the more perverse side of me (luckily I never get out of that side of the bed since that would involve disturbing Mrs Darq and that's not something I'll repeat in this lifetime).
On an unrelated note I was disturbed the other night by a banshee-like wailing outside the window - quite an unnerving and distressing sound that caused me to bury my head in the pillow and hope it was just a unpleasant dream. I now feel quite bad that I wasn't brave enough to venture out to see what the commotion was about, for sadly in the morning I discovered a drowned hedgehog in my fish pond. 
Edited by Dean - July 29 2010 at 17:15
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harmonium.ro
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Joined: August 18 2008
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 17:12 |
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Sneeze. That's because I'm mostly undressed and I've just closed the window because the night air was becoming too cool.
What does 96 pounds mean? (In kilograms, that is.)
I couldn't write en essay on imperialism in the 12th to 15th centuries because there wasn't much of that - the Byzantine Empire was in decline, the so called Holy Roman Empire of German Nation was an empire only with the name and very little "imperialist". Future major powers were in their infancy. There were such imperial / imperialist powers in Asia (China, the Mongols, and later the Ottoman Turks), but who the hell studies Asian history?!
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 17:07 |
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Wanted to say get naked, but seems so general.
Better go with juggle 13 eggs and a hamster
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 17:00 |
I rarely urinate on myself, defecating wasn't an option, and I've gotten sick of vomiting.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:57 |
 Vompatti wrote:
The Sleepwalker wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did. |
That's right, but every morning I awake and see another famous piece of art on my wall.
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So why didn't you vote "Vomit" then?
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I don't taste any vomit in the morning. Usually that taste doesn't leave very quickly.
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Zebedee
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 02 2009
Location: The Woods
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:56 |
Vompatti wrote:
No, he laughed because he thought I was very clever in pointing out how you couldn't possibly steal a real piece of art without getting caught. 
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You're quite right indeed, yet I wonder dear wombat: why didn't you choose any urinating, defecating and/or vomiting this time?
Edited by Zebedee - July 29 2010 at 16:56
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Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:54 |
The Sleepwalker wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did. |
That's right, but every morning I awake and see another famous piece of art on my wall.
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So why didn't you vote "Vomit" then?
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:54 |
Vompatti wrote:
No, he laughed because he thought I was very clever in pointing out how you couldn't possibly steal a real piece of art without getting caught.
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I think I am a stealthy ninja-like thief while sleepwalking.
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The Sleepwalker
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Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:53 |
Snow Dog wrote:
The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did. |
That's right, but every morning I awake and see another famous piece of art on my wall.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:51 |
No, he laughed because he thought I was very clever in pointing out how you couldn't possibly steal a real piece of art without getting caught.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:50 |
Snow Dog wrote:
The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did. |
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Snow Dog
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Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:47 |
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The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did.
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akamaisondufromage
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Joined: May 16 2009
Location: Blighty
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:47 |
Eeeebonnneeee and Ivooorrreeeee live together in .......
(Not really, I must put that bucket of knives somewhere else! )
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Help me I'm falling!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:46 |
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:43 |
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Some interesting choices,but I'm most likely to piss on myself.......or someone else........but usually the bathroom floor.
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