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Go to the bathroom already, you swine of a child!
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The amateur never beats the proBig smile
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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WUUUUUUUUUUT?!

I do moan. Disapprove
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I walk alone
I have no phone
I never moan
My horse is roan
 
I'm never ratty
My words aren't catty
I'm not quite batty
My name's Vompatti
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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So we'll feed em with...LIONS!
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Pythons, Pythons everywhere and not a pig to feed 'em.
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Thomas Pynchon consumed our supply of Latin-American pythons.
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Massive Latin-American pythons consumed our supply of Twinkies.
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Crispy
                            Aromatic
                                                               DUCK!!!

How to live like...LIONS!
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That's the chaotic harmony of the birds
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Chicken & Chili
Chicken & Chili
Instead of Crispy Ducks this time
Instead of Crispy Ducks this time
Chicken & Chili
Chicken & Chili
Chicken & Chili
Chicken & Chili
OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Points: 3196 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2010 at 22:44
Lyke hello guyz
would you like some fries?
i baked them in a stove
upon a potato i drove.. upon
to make these chips for you to eat
now thats some kindness that can't be beat
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Dark shadows crept forward like a letterbox stuck in the sand reaching out to the lost souls it once cheriched and fed upon. Evil master doomfacewhoisactuallyquiteaniceperson reacted to this by pounding his fist into the table in a fit of anger and doing a victory dance similar to that of a loser.
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A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace, and rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace LOL
"You must go beyond the limit of the limit of your limits!" - Mr. Doctor
"It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2010 at 04:38
(No I did NOT read any of the above lines.)
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"so," continued the swimming pheasant, "as you have no doubt noticed by now, my heart is a hand grenade; every beat could potentially kill you and me both"

"Perhaps," mumbled Jacob, totally ignoring his charge, "I could woo her with my nasal tracts"

But we all know the end results, or lack thereof.


Edited by Captain Clutch - July 24 2010 at 03:57
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Points: 12294 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2010 at 02:36
This is a Haiku
it is pretty bad for a
weathered haiku
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My girlfriend said I was a pedophile the other day...

I told her that was a very big word for an eight year old.

And then she beget numerous swans, whom flew in unison toward the beating sun, 'til all were cooked, dead.
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"I have drunk entirely too much whisky in order to coherently complete this thought" thought the bearded man.

"ah," pondered the mustachioed monkey  "but you mean drank, do you not?"

"Well, I'm drunk, aren't I" replied the bearded man, cautiously thumbing the numbness out of his own nose.
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Points: 1416 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2010 at 02:13
I gnaw on the foot of courage.
 
My teeth. Laugh.
 
Ha ha ha ha.
 
Ha ha.
 
Ha.
 
 
 
 
Ha.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
....ha.
"WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH!    WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!   WAAAAAOOOO!!!"

-The Great Gig in the Sky
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