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HEY OH!


So, you guys hear about the Polish helicopter that crashed?
It was tragic, many innocent lives lost.

You see that ad in the newspaper for the French Rifle?
It was in great condition and they had a pretty fair price up.
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I'm close enough to Cincinnati that I'm culturally part of Ohio more than I am in Kentucky.

Speaking of which, did you know Kentucky is a great place to pick up chicks at family reunions?
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What do you call JJLehto?

A finnish race car driver.


And you are the one from Kentucky my friend Wink
*zing!* there's a bad joke for ya
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What do you call someone with no teeth?

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What do you a call a horse with teeth?

A horse

Dont they all have teeth anyway?
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Could you call one of them Jose?
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Nah man, thats too funny and close to the original racist joke Wink

To be a BAD joke it had to have no fun in itself what so ever

Like, what do you call a bunch of Mexicans sitting on a stoop?
...Their names. Unless you don't know them. In which case you would not say anything.


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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Nah, this is the bad joke thread.
In fact that one was quite brilliant!



So...a jew, a muslim and an irishman walk into a bar. They stop and take a moment to appreciate the diversity of where they live.

You see a black man and a hispanic man in a car together, who's driving?
Whichever one of them is behind the wheel, of course



I was going to guess neither of them because they're both making cat calls to the attractive woman standing at the bus stop.
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Nah, this is the bad joke thread.
In fact that one was quite brilliant!



So...a jew, a muslim and an irishman walk into a bar. They stop and take a moment to appreciate the diversity of where they live.

You see a black man and a hispanic man in a car together, who's driving?
Whichever one of them is behind the wheel, of course
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by CinemaZebra CinemaZebra wrote:

What do you call a rhino with the flu? I'm not telling.


damn you!

No no no not yet! He might be setting us up for a big punchline!
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Originally posted by CinemaZebra CinemaZebra wrote:

What do you call a rhino with the flu? I'm not telling.


damn you!
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What word begins with an "f" and ends in a "uck"?

Firetruck.
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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how does a Blonde count to ten?
                 "One,Two, another,another, another"
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What do you call a rhino with the flu? I'm not telling.
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I used to be indecisive but now i am not so sure....
 
 
 
 
How many letters in the alphabet?
19, because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Definition of mixed emotions?
Seeing your mother in law drive over the cliff in your brand new Porsche...
 
 
 
 
A day without sunshine is night time.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandmother.... not screaming and terrified like the passengers in the car he was driving.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than open your mouth and prove it. 
 
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Originally posted by The Runaway The Runaway wrote:

After a whole month, I finally found out what's that annoying buzz when you're trying to watch soccer.

Your wife.
LOLLOLClapClap
 
What did the frog say when he was in the library?
 
read it, read it, read it, read it, read it,
 
 
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2 elephants fall off a cliff
 
 
BOOM BOOM!
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what composer did the classical musician like to discuss at the local pub?
 
                                Bartok
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^ I was thinking "Tom"


Who writes Ghost stories?
A ghost writer!
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what did they call the happy Roman warrior?
 
                          A gladiator
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