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Vompatti 
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 Posted: July 07 2010 at 17:22 |
Who? Me?! NO!!!! 
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 07 2010 at 17:31 |
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Are you okay?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 07 2010 at 17:32 |
Do I look like I'm "okay"?!
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 07 2010 at 17:51 |
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Not really.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 07 2010 at 17:52 |
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lololololololololololololololololol
Screw the rules I have money.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 02:05 |
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I have more than you because I won on horses and because they will probably publish my romantic and slightly erotic story.
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CPicard
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 13:16 |
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Does your erotic story involve horses, cats or dogs?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 13:18 |
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Would you believe me if I told you that there is absolutely no bestiality in the story at all?
(It's a romantic and slightly erotic story for young women who prefer handsome men to horses. There is no urination, defecation or vomiting in it either.)
Edited by Vompatti - July 08 2010 at 13:22
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Tarquin Underspoon
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 13:34 |
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"WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH! WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!! WAAAAAOOOO!!!"
-The Great Gig in the Sky
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 13:42 |
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Who else thinks Vompatti is a liar?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 13:44 |
WTF?!?!!?!??!??! I'm not a liar, it's not fun, I did it for money, OK?!?!?!?!?!?!
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CPicard
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 13:58 |
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Not for the lulz?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 14:02 |
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I'm still waiting for their answer - either it'll be money or a generic "we have no use for your stuff"-type of answer - so what lulz, exactly?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 14:09 |
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Did they pay you in Monopoly money?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 14:51 |
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Can't you see they didn't pay me at all - yet?
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CPicard
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 15:07 |
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Wouldn't it be logical for an erotica writer to get laid rather than get paid?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 15:09 |
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It's NOT erotica, it's a romantic story with one TASTEFUL sex scene in it.
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CPicard
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 15:17 |
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"Tasteful"? Does it mean that sex has a taste?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 15:24 |
It means that instead of writing "He grabbed my ass" I write "Delirious
with desire I let his hand slip into my panties and gently squeeze my
cheek". 
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CPicard
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Posted: July 08 2010 at 15:43 |
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Isn't it a bit pretentious style?
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