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JJLehto 
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
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Points: 28772
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Posted: June 29 2010 at 22:59 |
 CinemaZebra wrote:
Knock knock.
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Who's there?
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: June 30 2010 at 02:34 |
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*supposed to be sound of vuvuzela*
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The Runaway
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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Posted: June 30 2010 at 03:01 |
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Knock knock.
Who's the- I'MA FIRIN' MY LAZORRRRRRRRRRR
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presdoug
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 24 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 8778
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Posted: June 30 2010 at 18:08 |
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did you hear that the president of Eveready was arrested?
he was charged with assault and battery
what do a hooker and a church service both need?
an upright organ
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CinemaZebra
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
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Points: 6795
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Posted: July 01 2010 at 01:06 |
SaltyJon wrote:
CinemaZebra wrote:
Knock knock.
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The joke is that no one's home.
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Dean
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Points: 37575
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Posted: July 01 2010 at 02:09 |
CinemaZebra wrote:
SaltyJon wrote:
CinemaZebra wrote:
Knock knock.
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The joke is that no one's home.
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The joke is that no one's home who?
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What?
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The Runaway
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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Posted: July 01 2010 at 07:36 |
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No, you.
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AbrahamSapien
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 27 2009
Location: Slovenia
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Points: 181
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Posted: July 02 2010 at 00:53 |
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How do you put an elephant into a car in 3 steps?
-open the door,
-put the elephant into the car,
-close the door.
Edited by AbrahamSapien - July 02 2010 at 00:53
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Rabid
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 20 2008
Location: Bridge of Knows
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Points: 512
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Posted: July 03 2010 at 16:08 |
Guy goes to the doctors...says 'Doc, I've got a piece of lettuce growing out of my ass'.......doctor says 'drop your pants, let's have a look'.......guy drops his pants......doctor examines.........guy says 'what's the verdict, doc......good or bad?'
Doctor says.....'Bad news.......I'm afraid that's just the tip of the Iceberg'.
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"...the thing IS, to put a motor in yourself..."
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E-Dub
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Joined: February 24 2006
Location: Elkhorn, WI
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Points: 7910
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Posted: July 03 2010 at 16:20 |
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Do you know how you catch an unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
Do you know how you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: July 06 2010 at 03:20 |
Rabid wrote:
Guy goes to the doctors...says 'Doc, I've got a piece of
lettuce growing out of my ass'.......doctor says 'drop your pants,
let's have a look'.......guy drops his pants......doctor
examines.........guy says 'what's the verdict, doc......good or bad?'
Doctor says.....'Bad news.......I'm afraid that's just the tip of the Iceberg'.
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E-Dub wrote:
Do you know how you catch an unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
Do you know how you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: July 06 2010 at 03:29 |
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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One
You hear about that Irish man who drank himself to death?
Yes
What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 since their was mild violence and brief nudity
Got a ton but not sure how far to push it....blurring the line between bad and bad
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CinemaZebra
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Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
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Points: 6795
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Posted: July 06 2010 at 12:43 |
JJLehto wrote:
You hear about that Irish man who drank himself to death?
Yes
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: July 07 2010 at 00:24 |
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In soviet russia thread write in you!
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Jack A Lynn
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Joined: May 07 2008
Location: Udine, Italy
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Points: 19
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Posted: July 07 2010 at 06:12 |
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A mechanical engineer, an electronic engineer and a computer engineer are travelling by car. Suddenly, the car stops. The mechanical engineer says "there must be some problems with the engine, let's repair it". The electronic engineer says: "there must be some problems with the spark plugs, let's repair them". The computer engineer says: "let's get off the car, close the doors, then come back again and restart it".
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
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Points: 4395
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Posted: July 07 2010 at 10:37 |
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Slartibartfast
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Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
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Points: 29630
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Posted: July 07 2010 at 11:07 |
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Well, I'm fairly sure PG stands for Pirate Goo and we all know 13 is supposed to be an unlucky number.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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presdoug
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Joined: January 24 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 8778
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:36 |
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there were three women, and Asian, Indian, and Black one, who were all so scared of flying in an airplane, their reason being that they would be worried if a crash occurred and they could not be located
they found out how to solve this problem and rid themselves of this fear
someone asked the Asian woman, and she said "well i have dressed myself in bright orange-you can see me for miles"
the same question was put to the Indian woman-she replied "Well i am dressed in bright purple, and there is no possible way i could not be found"
then someone asked the same question to the Black woman, who had been wearing only a shirt on and nothing else, she replied "Well, i am definitely not worried a single bit, because the first thing they always look hard for is the Black Box"
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Vompatti
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Points: 67458
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 17:06 |
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