Bad jokes...

What did the alcoholic Brutus say?

           "Friends, Romans, Countryman, lend me your beers"

....a stick

when Beethoven was alive, he spent alot of time composing
        you know what he is doing now?
                      decomposing

What did the Alaskan policemen say to the bank robbers?
 
                   Freeze!

progadicto wrote: Do you know how a woman loses the 90% of her brain? When her husband dies... And how she lose the other 10%??? When her dog dies!

I thought it was the other way around.

CinemaZebra wrote: DT-PT wrote: what's brown and sticky? Lil Wayne?

Arrrghus wrote: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Arrrghus wrote: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

ROFL You're supposed to post BAD jokes here.

Arrrghus wrote: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Timmy writes a note in class, the teacher see's it and takes it from him.
She says, "Let's see what was so important Timmy" she reads the note and proclaims...."OH MY GOD! This is the worst thing I've ever read! The principal needs to see this."

So the teacher gives the note to the principal who reads it, and is horrified. "Sweet Jesus" he said, "To think a little boy could write such a thing! In my 32 years of education I've never seen something this bad. Timmy's parents need to see this"
So he gave the note to Timmy's parents.

They read it and are shocked. "TIMMY! How could you? What is wrong with you?" his mother yelled while sobbing. Timmy's father was son appalled he left the family. Timmy's mother said, "Son this is so bad that the President needs to know!"
So she mailed the note to President Obama. He obviously was very busy but his staff demanded that he reads it, for it was so terrible. So 'Bama read the note, and simply laid it down silently.
"In all my years of political office, all the terrible things I've seen people do, all the killing I've seen in Iraq, all the unemployed people living in the nation, none are as bad as this note....I can't even have this in here! Only Satan can deal with this." So Obama called up George W Bush and asked him to give the note to his good friend Satan.

Bush agreed, and asked his wife to read the note to him. He was left speechless, and eventually managed to choke out, "...only Satan indeed can dispose of this letter". So George gave the letter to Satan. Satan read the note and simply said, "Wow...this is terrible!"
He then threw the note in the fire


Edited by JJLehto - June 15 2010 at 02:37