What age did you lose your virginity? |
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: May 16 2009 at 13:28 | |||
[QUOTE=Slartibartfast] Speaking as a great masturbator
Does this mean you do it a lot or that you're really good at it?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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hawkcwg
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
Posted: May 16 2009 at 20:06 | |||
12, I had an awesome babysitter haha.
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hawkcwg
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
Posted: May 16 2009 at 20:07 | |||
haha, I think he's been around the city, i mean block haha. |
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hawkcwg
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
Posted: May 16 2009 at 20:12 | |||
I heard on the news that men who jack it more are less likely to get prostate cancer. Its perfectly natural anyway, like a sneeze haha. |
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hawkcwg
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
Posted: May 16 2009 at 20:33 | |||
It seems because of classy people like you that we have these silly sex commercials, and silly people coming to our schools telling us not to have sex. |
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hawkcwg
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
Posted: May 16 2009 at 20:41 | |||
no joke, she showed me the ropes haha. |
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Zargus
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 08 2005 Location: Sweden Status: Offline Points: 3491 |
Posted: May 21 2009 at 05:25 | |||
Lucky you then.
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progkidjoel
Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: June 02 2009 at 01:39 | |||
Haven't lost it yet...
It's alright though... I'm 15 |
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EatThatPhonebook
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 03 2009 Location: Norwich, VT Status: Offline Points: 788 |
Posted: May 09 2010 at 05:22 | |||
I'm 16 and I haven't lost it either..... Oh well.....
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progkidjoel
Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
Posted: May 09 2010 at 05:39 | |||
Nearly a year on and my answer remains the same...
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: May 09 2010 at 10:16 | |||
I'm saving myself for the grave.
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Epignosis
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 10:18 | |||
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The Truth
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 10:24 | |||
I've been in park (so to speak) since I've been alive... Funny part is I'm listening to The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway and Rael just lost his Shoobeedoo |
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Tursake
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 15 2010 Location: Oulu, Finland Status: Offline Points: 382 |
Posted: May 09 2010 at 10:32 | |||
Still have it, but planning to get rid of it soon
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Last.fm: TursakeX RYM: Tursake |
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Lizzy
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: March 15 2010 Location: Schnitzelland Status: Offline Points: 4675 |
Posted: May 09 2010 at 10:46 | |||
Well, at least you won't be complaining about the hole being too small. |
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Property of Queen Productions...
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 10:58 | |||
For some reason Zappa's Charlie's Enormous Mouth comes to mind: "They got dirt all around the hole Where they dumped the box in" I'm also thinking do you really want to have sex with someone who's into necrophilia? "La la la la la la La la la la la la kinda young, kinda dead" Edited by Slartibartfast - May 09 2010 at 11:01 |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Lizzy
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 11:04 | |||
I was actually thinking about this type of hole: http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/gangsters_outlaws/outlaws/gary_krist/grave-like-hole200.jpg |
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Property of Queen Productions...
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 13:49 | |||
Same kind of hole Zappa was singing about.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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UndercoverBoy
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 10 2009 Location: Tulsa, OK, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 5148 |
Posted: May 09 2010 at 14:00 | |||
Vompatti, I love you. 15, and still got it. I haven't even held a girl's hand yet.
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A Person
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760 |
Posted: May 09 2010 at 14:02 | |||
I'm 19 going on 20 and haven't had a girlfriend yet. |
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