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Epignosis 
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 Posted: December 30 2009 at 07:56 |
I think sex without spare underpants could prove...undesirable after a short period of time. 
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Such a one may even start developing their own cheese. 
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Negoba
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Joined: July 24 2008
Location: Big Muddy
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 08:19 |
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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UndercoverBoy
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Joined: November 10 2009
Location: Tulsa, OK, U.S.
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 08:38 |
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I've only had Prog Rock, cheese, Internet, and spare underpants, and I would have to say that Prog is probably the most euphoric of those.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 08:39 |
^ Wait . . . You've never had a Glenn Beck calender?! 
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 01 2010 at 19:53 |
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I wish I could just take sex with me wherever I go.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Location: Pearland
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Posted: January 01 2010 at 20:08 |
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I don't know if could go on for too long without Glen Beck's beautiful, round, 'please like me' face.. make it a 2-year calander and I'll take it, otherwise I think sex would be the wisest choice
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SaltyJon
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Posted: January 01 2010 at 21:12 |
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LandofLein
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Joined: May 02 2009
Location: Temecula, CA
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Posted: January 02 2010 at 23:34 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
I wish I could just take sex with me wherever I go. |
I used to be like you, but ever since I made a generous donation to PBS while watching Sesame Street, I just put my sex in a PBS tote bag, which I store under my bed for easy access.
I will choose prog, because I don't care for cheese, I need to get off of the internet, I need to drink less beer, and I'll abandon my first pair of underwear the second this hypothetical situation happens.
I know I'll regret not picking the Glenn Beck calendar though
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Tarquin Underspoon
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Joined: September 12 2009
Location: USA
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Posted: January 03 2010 at 00:29 |
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I'll take some of Glenn Beck's spare progressive internet cheese-flavored sex beer
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"WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH! WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!! WAAAAAOOOO!!!"
-The Great Gig in the Sky
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The T
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Posted: January 03 2010 at 01:35 |
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I once tried to have sex while bathed in cheese in front of a gigantic glenn beck calendar.
Alas, I failed miserably
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akamaisondufromage
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Posted: January 03 2010 at 09:26 |
progkidjoel wrote:
Since I've only experienced 3 of the 7 options, the choice is obvious for me.
Preferably Camembert. |
If you've only had three of the choices I assume these must be:
1) Cheese (See Above)
2) Internet - (Otherwise.......)
3) Prog (Only a guess)
My conclusion must be you have NO spare undies? 
I will be the first to chose Internet - Prog comes with this, plenty of calandars, sex (Well sort of).
Second would be Cheese - not good for you though!
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Help me I'm falling!
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Bj-1
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Joined: June 04 2005
Location: No(r)Way
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Posted: January 03 2010 at 09:57 |
Sex, beer & prog-rock! 
NO - I refuse to choose only one! 
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Luke. J
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Joined: March 07 2008
Location: Germany
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Points: 380
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Posted: January 03 2010 at 12:05 |
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When reading the title I though that this would be a terribly pointless poll, but I have to admit it made me consider the priority of some things in my life..
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The Pessimist
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Joined: June 13 2007
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 3834
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Posted: January 03 2010 at 17:09 |
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Sex. Without a doubt. I'd just f**k people constantly until I died.
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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June
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Joined: November 03 2008
Location: Montreal
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Points: 6521
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Posted: January 04 2010 at 19:48 |
Awww... such a funny thread. I missed PA.  I voted sex, but now I'm not sure if I'm exiled on my own or not, so I should have gone for prog-rock instead.
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FusionKing
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Location: Scotland
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Posted: January 05 2010 at 00:41 |
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Prog is my choice obviously because music would keep me from going mental. Sex implies having a guy around who would probably drive me mental quicker. Cheese, although good is not essential. The internet is only interesting when I look for music topics on it anyway. Beer is wonderful, but not without music to listen to when I'm drunk. Spare pants are handy however I'd rather wander around with a bare arse and still have all my Yes albums. As for the calender, I don't really care what day, month or year it is, it's other people's duty to tell me things like that...
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: January 15 2010 at 07:39 |
FusionKing wrote:
Prog is my choice obviously because music would keep me from going mental. Sex implies having a guy around who would probably drive me mental quicker. Cheese, although good is not essential. The internet is only interesting when I look for music topics on it anyway. Beer is wonderful, but not without music to listen to when I'm drunk. Spare pants are handy however I'd rather wander around with a bare arse and still have all my Yes albums. As for the calender, I don't really care what day, month or year it is, it's other people's duty to tell me things like that... |
Thats epic 
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: January 15 2010 at 08:43 |
Well then.. for me is only prog or sex... but as FusionKing said above... having a woman around would probably drive me mental quiker... so no... Prog rock for me...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
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Posted: May 06 2010 at 10:05 |
Who is Glen beck?
i would take Prog of course
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CinemaZebra
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Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
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Points: 6795
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Posted: May 06 2010 at 18:07 |
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Cheesy sex after drinking heavy amounts of beer while listening to Prog Rock, using spare underpants with the internet to help spread the footage and a Glenn Beck calendar to clean up the mess.
In other words, cheese.
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