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Poll Question: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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    Posted: May 04 2010 at 08:47
Well? Is it?

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It is. Yellow. Or rather off-white.
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Oops, didn’t see that it was a poll Embarrassed. I would say that, in the right circumstances, mayonnaise can be used as an instrument. The sound of aïoli is better, though (mayonnaise is a bit muffled, aïoli is more crisp).
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Another interesting sound is made by adding yoghurt to the aïoli. It’s perfect for shellfish music, but now we talk about a completely different instrument, of course.
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I, as a Dutch person, have a special relationship with mayonaise. Mayonaise is indeed an instrument, only sounding good when used together with fries. Heart
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I don't even consider it a food


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It's an instrument of taste.

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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

I don't even consider it a food


I’ve never even dreamed of eating a piano, but still I consider it an instrument TongueLOLSmile.
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No.
Mustard could be an instrument, but not Mayonnaise.
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I make a pretty good one. So... yeah!
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Ketchup dude, we are playing in 9/8's now, and you are still playing 4/4. 
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Yeah, Mayo is an instrument. 
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Has it been sitting out for hours unrefrigerated?
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I just realized that Mayonnaise almost rhymes with Rabelais! Shocked
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Well, Mayonnaise is an awesome Smashing Pumpkins song so I say yes!
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It is an instrument for delivering vast amounts of cholesterol to your arteries.
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well it is a harmony off eggs, oil and acid, so sure why not
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Points: 3196 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 04 2010 at 23:47
Anyone who says 'no' has no sense of humour.
So thats 8 to 2...
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I voted yes because I recorded a sound of squeezing a ketchup battle into one of my songs, and I believe it is also do-able with mayo.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I just realized that Mayonnaise almost rhymes with Rabelais! Shocked


Oh no, it doesn't!


At least, in French.
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