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Poll Question: What does it MEAN?
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The length of the song is so long for the genre, maybe Lady Gaga has progressed? LOL
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Points: 22989 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 04:44
Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

Should this be sad? It wasn't bad, actually.
This is so badly done it actually hurts to listen to. I couldn't stand it for more than 5 seconds.
This proves she has actual musical ability, but this is still not good. But I couldn't do it! Sounds like poor man's Regina Spektor. Not bad at all, it was enjoyable.
Do her dead eyes mean she is a victim of mind control too? That was great! LOL Gotta love that chick, too (more than GaGa Tongue)
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Originally posted by (De)progressive (De)progressive wrote:

The length of the song is so long for the genre, maybe Lady Gaga has progressed? LOL

Be the first please to create a thread in the suggest artists section... LOL
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All you guys that voted "BOOBS!" know she has a package, right?


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Points: 522 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 17:32
Definately some kind of mind control right there. Product advertising in it is phenomenal, and very obvious.
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 18:22
Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

All you guys that voted "BOOBS!" know she has a package, right?
Indeed. There should be an option like dicks everywhere or something like it.
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 18:25
Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

All you guys that voted "BOOBS!" know she has a package, right?
Indeed. There should be an option like dicks everywhere or something like it.

Can I see absolute proof that she does? I won't believe it otherwise.
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Points: 16715 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 18:26
Originally posted by harmonium.ro harmonium.ro wrote:


This is so badly done it actually hurts to listen to. I couldn't stand it for more than 5 seconds.
Bear with it and stick around for the soloists. The woman was so bad I couldn't even believe it. It doesn't sound like it would be that hard to pull off, since Gaga doesn't lipsync or autotune, but it apparently is!
Originally posted by (De)progressive (De)progressive wrote:

The length of the song is so long for the genre, maybe Lady Gaga has progressed? LOL
The real song is only 3:40, there's just repetitions and periods without music in the video.
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All you guys that voted "BOOBS!" know she has a package, right?
Right. Where exactly would she fit a penis in the outfits she wears?
Also, snopes.


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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 19:05
Originally posted by Henry Plainvew Henry Plainvew wrote:

Right. Where exactly would she fit a penis in the outfits she wears?
 
Obvious sex n00b.LOL
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Tip toeing gently, not wanting to warrent suspension, let me just say this:  She is a hermaphrodite so you can't go looking for a normal sized whatsit. 

Concert footage from youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPbrvi2UEmE&feature=related
NOTE THAT THIS HAS BEEN DEEMED OK BY YOUTUBE AND THAT I"M POSTING THE LINK NOT THE VIDEO ITSELF
 
Whether it's there or not, she still looks like this without hours of makeup and a team of people wedging her into her outfits:
 
Assume this thread will be closed soon, which is more than fine by me.  Awful, vile, creature.
 


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Points: 32524 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 19:11
Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

Tip toeing gently, not wanting to warrent suspension, let me just say this:  She is a hermaphrodite so you can't go looking for a normal sized whatsit. 

Concert footage from youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPbrvi2UEmE&feature=related
NOTE THAT THIS HAS BEEN DEEMED OK BY YOUTUBE AND THAT I"M POSTING THE LINK NOT THE VIDEO ITSELF


 


Dude, if that's what your conception of a penis consists of, I feel sorry for you.

Edit: This coming from someone who doesn't give two sh*ts either way.


Edited by Epignosis - April 16 2010 at 19:12
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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

com/watch?v=CPbrvi2UEmE&feature=related
NOTE THAT THIS HAS BEEN DEEMED OK BY YOUTUBE AND THAT I"M POSTING THE LINK NOT THE VIDEO ITSELF
That's very clearly flesh toned panties, thinking that's a dick is really dumb. Which is why it's on Youtube without even an age gate. And, of course, there's the fact that she and everybody who knows her has said IT IS NOT TRUE. And, if you google it (not linking here for obvious reasons), she appeared on a balcony around New Year's wearing semi-translucent panties.
Quote Whether it's there or not, she still looks like this without hours of makeup and a team of people wedging her into her outfits:
What, people look worse without makeup and in bad light that was probably photoshopped!? WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS? Are you telling me that the presentation of women in the media is not realistic?
Quote Assume this thread will be closed soon, which is more than fine by me.  Awful, vile, creature.
Are you saying that you're trying to get my thread locked?


Edited by Henry Plainview - April 16 2010 at 19:41
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Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

com/watch?v=CPbrvi2UEmE&feature=related
NOTE THAT THIS HAS BEEN DEEMED OK BY YOUTUBE AND THAT I"M POSTING THE LINK NOT THE VIDEO ITSELF
That's very clearly flesh toned panties, thinking that's a dick is really dumb. Which is why it's on Youtube without even an age gate. And, of course, there's the fact that she and everybody who knows her has said IT IS NOT TRUE.

Presactly.
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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

Tip toeing gently, not wanting to warrent suspension, let me just say this:  She is a hermaphrodite so you can't go looking for a normal sized whatsit. 

Concert footage from youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPbrvi2UEmE&feature=related
NOTE THAT THIS HAS BEEN DEEMED OK BY YOUTUBE AND THAT I"M POSTING THE LINK NOT THE VIDEO ITSELF
 
Whether it's there or not, she still looks like this without hours of makeup and a team of people wedging her into her outfits:

 
Assume this thread will be closed soon, which is more than fine by me.  Awful, vile, creature.
 


Yeah, still not buying it. I heard the same rumors about Gwen Stefani when No Doubt was big. For some reason people feel the need to tear down pretty and successful women. (Oh no, I sounded like a feminist just then!)
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Actually, the rumors started when she twitered that she was going to masturbate her hermy dick after a show on Europe.

She made some weak attempts to clarify the story, but nothing really convincing yet, so I'm staying with her first testimony.
 
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Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

Actually, the rumors started when she twitered that she was going to masturbate her hermy dick after a show on Europe.

She made some weak attempts to clarify the story, but nothing really convincing yet, so I'm staying with her first testimony.
 
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Yeah, because as we can see from the Telephone video (slowly reeling this back in...), Lady Gaga is clearly a person who would never do something just to screw with people!
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Points: 4335 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 20:38
Not trying to get this thread shut down but I would love to get Lada Gaga, and Stefani for that matter, shut down Big smile


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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2010 at 22:48
Originally posted by Henry Plainview Henry Plainview wrote:

Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

Actually, the rumors started when she twitered that she was going to masturbate her hermy dick after a show on Europe.

She made some weak attempts to clarify the story, but nothing really convincing yet, so I'm staying with her first testimony.
 
GO INTERNET DETECTIVES, GO!
Yeah, because as we can see from the Telephone video (slowly reeling this back in...), Lady Gaga is clearly a person who would never do something just to screw with people!
 
Are you implying she is lying about the penis?Tongue
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Points: 16715 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 17 2010 at 00:39
Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

Are you implying she is lying about the penis?Tongue
No implication, that is exactly what I'm saying. If she even tweeted that in the first place, which I doubt.
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Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

Actually, the rumors started when she twitered that she was going to masturbate her hermy dick after a show on Europe.

She made some weak attempts to clarify the story, but nothing really convincing yet, so I'm staying with her first testimony.
 
GO INTERNET DETECTIVES, GO!


She has got a sense of humour, ya know.....

Like she plays around with the 'bi' rumours too. She wanted to do a photo shoot with a strap on, or something, for some Brit mag, but it didn't come to fruition. 
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