Shred Room 13: Now with 99% more misfortune!

A Person wrote: harmonium.ro wrote: A Person wrote: harmonium.ro wrote: What's body wash, some sort of deodorant or shower gel?  You wash your body with it, and it turns you into chocolate so women can eat you, according to commercials at least. Nice description But commercials are always true, aren't they? Oh yeah, always believe commercials.

 

June wrote: So all you guys think it smells bad too... I'm confused. My roomate doesn't seem to notice this. Why just him? He doesn have sh*t for tastes, so maybe there's a link there? Crap music tastes makes you like crap smells?

 

SaltyJon wrote: A Person wrote: SaltyJon wrote: A Person wrote: harmonium.ro wrote: A Person wrote: harmonium.ro wrote: What's body wash, some sort of deodorant or shower gel?  You wash your body with it, and it turns you into chocolate so women can eat you, according to commercials at least. Nice description But commercials are always true, aren't they? Oh yeah, always believe commercials. Also, everything you read on the internet is true.  I'm a fifteen-foot tall, nine million year old alien. That picture was a lie then. I forgot to mention, I'm a shape-shifting fifteen-foot tall nine million year old alien.

Then you can shape-shift into prog albums and have someone burn copies of you and send them to me.

Tsevir Leirbag wrote: June wrote: So all you guys think it smells bad too... I'm confused. My roomate doesn't seem to notice this. Why just him? He doesn have sh*t for tastes, so maybe there's a link there? Crap music tastes makes you like crap smells?   Are you a student? (about the roommate thing)

No, it's more of a "I broke up with my boyfriend of 8 years before the holidays, but we decided that we don't hate each other enough yet to break the lease before July"

So yeah, the stinky roomie is also my ex.

Not sure how he manages to always manages to come up with more ways to get on my nerves though since we broke up.

June wrote: Tsevir Leirbag wrote: June wrote: So all you guys think it smells bad too... I'm confused. My roomate doesn't seem to notice this. Why just him? He doesn have sh*t for tastes, so maybe there's a link there? Crap music tastes makes you like crap smells?   Are you a student? (about the roommate thing) No, it's more of a "I broke up with my boyfriend of 8 years before the holidays, but we decided that we don't hate each other enough yet to break the lease before July" So yeah, the stinky roomie is also my ex. Not sure how he manages to always manages to come up with more ways to get on my nerves though since we broke up.

He doesn't have to worry about whether or not he annoys you enough for you to break up with him, so he can be more creative about being annoying.

A Person wrote: SaltyJon wrote: June wrote: SaltyJon wrote: A Person wrote: That picture was a lie then. I forgot to mention, I'm a shape-shifting fifteen-foot tall nine million year old alien. Was about to add something dirty, but I gotta remember how old you guys are before saying stuff like that I'm nine million years old (21) so I'm sure I've heard it all before.  The young ones here listen to Frank Zappa, so I'm sure they've heard it all before too. Yeah, I'm 19 years old, but I heard "Bobby Brown" and tarnished my poor innocent ears.

 

June wrote: SaltyJon wrote: He doesn't have to worry about whether or not he annoys you enough for you to break up with him, so he can be more creative about being annoying. Still: worst roommate ever.

I know a few people like that.  The kid who lives across from me is very probably the most annoying person I've ever met.  Loud, braggart, idiot, bad taste in music, claims that he's best at everything, etc.  Oh, and just because it's such an important point I'll repeat: He's the loudest person I've ever met, by far.

(Most) People = sh*t.

June wrote: SaltyJon wrote: June wrote: SaltyJon wrote: He doesn't have to worry about whether or not he annoys you enough for you to break up with him, so he can be more creative about being annoying. Still: worst roommate ever. I know a few people like that.  The kid who lives across from me is very probably the most annoying person I've ever met.  Loud, braggart, idiot, bad taste in music, claims that he's best at everything, etc.  Oh, and just because it's such an important point I'll repeat: He's the loudest person I've ever met, by far. Which leads us back to your original point: meeting people = overrated

 

Tsevir Leirbag wrote: June wrote: SaltyJon wrote: June wrote: SaltyJon wrote: He doesn't have to worry about whether or not he annoys you enough for you to break up with him, so he can be more creative about being annoying. Still: worst roommate ever. I know a few people like that.  The kid who lives across from me is very probably the most annoying person I've ever met.  Loud, braggart, idiot, bad taste in music, claims that he's best at everything, etc.  Oh, and just because it's such an important point I'll repeat: He's the loudest person I've ever met, by far. Which leads us back to your original point: meeting people = overrated   J'aimerais rencontrer des personnes dignes de ma grandeur   - Gabriel Rivest

Unfortunately I'm kind of forced to meet these kinds of people since I live in on-campus housing at my school.  99% of the kids who do are, to be kind, idiots.